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Come on Xisco is a much cooler name than Owen. And Gonzales just sounds cool. Remeber the Giant Gonzales from WWE early 90s? He was huge!

Who's Jimmy Briand?

We really need to sign a Mexican now.

My prediction for Smith. A late, late, late loan move to the Toffees. Would be happy with his wages off the books

Is he as Jonasexual as Guiterrez?

Please please please please please be true!!!! In case anyone doesn't know. Radio City is the Capital of Car Crime's version of Metro Radio. They even have their own Alan Robson (or used to anyway!) by the name of Pete Price. His shows were brilliant when I was at Uni there

10? we sold Milner for 12. This is Owen your talking about, at today's rate we'd easily get 20+ for him. Edit- Still i'd rather him in our side. Owen to Real Madrid (last season of contract) £8m Serious injury later (and 4 years added on to his age) Owen to xxxx (last season of contract) £20m? Not likely really (unfortunately)

Before I start, my preference is for Owen to stay. But... If Citeh are interested and have mucho cash - £10m may be tempting to sell him. Xisco and Martins as a first choice pairing. Maybe Saviola on loan....

You can get to Goodison in 4 hours from Newcastle. Still time left!

He's like when you step in dog shit. You think you've got rid of it, but you just cant seem to shift that last bit of smell and residue

And they still will.....

Anyone got a link to the BBC 606 Transfer Gossip thingy. Had a quick look but must have missed it. Wanna start the Berbatov rumour over there and have some fun

All I can say is.... Unleash the Dragon!

Everyone seems to conveniently forget the run of games he had from Jan last season. Not many strikers would have had more consecutive games

Worse than Gary Glitter tbh

Here on loan I reckon

He made mistakes, he ultimately failed. But he held himself accountable for his failure and fell on his own sword. He deserves respect for his final act no matter what he deserves for his decisions whilst in charge

Month End, boss is off so double the work. Ah sod it, Online is staying open all day!

£3m for Smith eclipses the £12m for Milner imo

Martins, Viduka, Duff all injured. Look at ManU first weekend with Ronaldo, Tevez and Nani unavailable. a 17 year old played up front. Take Drogba, Anelka and Cole out of Chleseas team Van Persie, Adebayore and Nasri out of Arsenal Torres, Keane and Babbel out of Liverpool All better squads than ours, and proably better quality reserves to come in. But losing 3 key front men (and KK sees Duff as that) from any team would leave them toothless

Been out of Liverpool for a while now, but I'm sure when I was there the deal was that due to the expansion of the EU Liverpool would lose its status as one of the poorest cities in the EU and therefore its funding. Hence they won Cap of Culture

Did the same last year

Milner Replacement? Probably as quick

You certainly are. I'm guessing what he means is Milner is not worth 12m if we re-invest that 12m in another winger we can get a better standard of player thus moving the club on or another 2/3 of Milner's level of talent. point taken but in the space of 3 sentences keegan has said that he did'nt want to sell milner, but he had to to move the club forward so it wasnt his decision He didnt say he had to he said it would. Like I said before you can get a better player than James Milner for 12m. Edit: On a Similar note how many of you are from The Sun/Mirror trying to anger us with you posts of misquote. so if milner had of stayed the club could'nt move forward but now he's gone we can? I wouldn't have sold him unless I knew I could move the club forward kk is on ssn in the next hour straighten it all out roll on tuesday Scenario: Keegan didn't want to sell any of his wingers. Ashley therefore wouldn't saction another winger to be bought (4 good wingers who can play on either flank = more than adequate) Player x becomes available - Keegan wants him as he is better than most of what he has on the wings = Taking the club forward Ashley says - you have to sell a winger first, the money's yours to buy player x Milner is the player in demand and is sold. Player x is bought We have sold to take the club forward (Glass half emptiers would call this being a selling club, half fullers would call it team improvements). So here Keegan didn't want to sell Milner, but was willing to in order to get a better player in and take us forward

Ignore the Torres/Ronaldo bit as obviously Ronny didn't leave. The stadium bit though - there is no funds to push ahead with it