Colos Short and Curlies

I want a 10 nil Scoreline here, and no excuses after bagging 8 down at their place, home crowd has to be worth 2 goals. in a twist from the away leg I’d like one player to score all 10

Need to unleash Gordon, Isak, Wilson, Barnes at the weekend. i want a premier league record

She has a permanent face of someone who is smelled a particularly nasty fart

Win the lot we will be close to getting 5th, due to the way games are sequenced we'd be right up Spurs arse after 3 games

Just a casual 111 goal difference swing between top and bottom

spurs mainly

Surely the premier league can’t be so stupid as to allow that. the pressure and spotlight on DC is going to be huge and will subconsciously impact his decision making

Love this He's knackered with 30 minutes to play Its dangerous to play him for the last 20 Great we can bring someone on with 10 mins to go Lets get the board up on 89 minutes lads, Callum's coming on

I could see Pep deciding to pack it in this summer as well, will be a surprise announcement as he lifts the FA cup to complete the double

does he miss the final now? Martinez misses the next game after his 2 yellows doesn’t he?

it would if it had been the other way around 😂

Looked like his hand played him on to me Clive. was convinced they’d score from that corner as well

sir ratface will be lobbying for it to be played at Old Trafford

You'd probably need to suck up a threesome with the son though

Arsenal beating Bayern is just good for the Kane bantz

in the real world the purchase goes on your balance sheet and then when you sell you first remove the asset and then take the profit through the P&L just like player sales. so buying and selling land would only generate a profit if you bought it for less than you sold it. fuck knows how ffp deals with it, I’d guess that the hotel Chelsea have sold has been owned for a while so was likely on the balance sheet at quite a low value compared to the sales price, regardless of any fmv shenanigans

There’s a good chance that we will be 4 behind Spurs before they play again with 2 absolute stinkers for them in a row. that would really put some pressure on them. If can see it only being one win that separates us at the end of the season

Let’s be honest here. If we challenge for the league or wear that top in a cup final it’s going to be looked back on as a great kit. if we finish 10th it’s going to be the worst kit ever

We need 2 money signings, a keeper and a centre forward. We might be able to get away from a freebie at the back and go with Schar/Burn/Newbie until Botman is back

So it’s Andy Cole’s record of scoring in 8 consecutive home games he’s aiming at, equalling Sir Les yesterday. but shearer scored in his first 15 home games, that’s just insane and probably will never be beat

We’re going to end up 2 points short aren’t we

nope. the ticket money will be in next years accounts regardless on when money is paid. in simple terms you recognise income when it is earned (or when the games are played) and not when the cash is received.

Most minutes of any outfield player from the prem (including internationals) this season

If they stay up (likely) then I see Wilson going to Bournemouth with Solanke leaving

Hopefully the game is won (or lost) comfortably with 10 mins to go so we can take Bruno off and avoid a late yellow.