Ashley17

20 Lambert is doing nothing to cut down smoking

I absolutely hate the obsession with one touch passing in football now. Great when it works but as a nation we're desperate to be Spain, with none of the quality

Why have they put his hairstyle in brackets after his name?

He's on every fucking billboard for BT, that worked out well

Ah, oh well.

BT sport is free tonight btw

Finally things are starting to move if we have Bale to Madrid and Soldado to Spurs. Just need Suarez & Rooney to go and the boring saga's are all nearly over. Except ours of course.

Jamie Redknapp you utter cretin. He tweeting in the first person now like?

Can't sell him if he's fucked

There's only Debuchy starting tonight who started on Sunday, before the lists of "zomg injuries"

Probably just putting Gosling in the shop window. Still, seems a bit pointless.

Can anyone translate Ryder?

Well, at home to Ukranians, but your point stands

We'll probably sign a centre half if Williamson leaves, and not a moment sooner.

Yes it'd be a nasty surprise to find out we aren't very good.

Win. Find negatives.

Just seen the goal, its no more from a set piece than Ba's vs City

Add Tiote and Anita to that I guess, maybe play against St Mirren on Tuesday?

Banned for friendlies

Why is it shit? Its a glorified kick about. We go through this every year ffs.

He's a fucking arsehole like, shouldn't be anywhere near mackems games for commentary

Who missed the pel?

Surely playing Brown & O'Shea as your centre halves is just asking for trouble against any team with pace?

Fair to say if it was a Premier League game it would have been called off.

Aguero/Negredo/Jovetic and the perennial 4th choice Dzeko, just so much scope for rotation