Ashley17

Pretty incredible that considering they threw everything forward we didn't have one shot on the counter

Yep, in the morning I will happy to agree with this fully. We did drop our arse in a lead again, though. That's the point. What's the message from tonight's lesson? Sometimes our keeper will have a blinder and everything will be rosy? Or last season, as it is known.

It's only a problem once we go ahead

Agonlahor for Bent & Weimann for Joe Bennett

Pick that out baldy locks

That is a mighty wallop

Just read the last 2 pages and wanted to poke my eyes out. Marveaux is injured, not dropped. Get over it

Is swapping full backs when chasing a game the new in thing?

"Friedel can't get near it" as the replay shows him getting hands on the ball

Even at Liverpool he was getting so many chances in a game, I'd love to see a stat of his chance conversion rate in that time.

Ray Stubbs' hat

Is that true? It is, think it's a bit higher than that now as well.

Physio - Derek Wright

"Dear Mindy, you are a elf"

Summer's going to be fun, we've bought half a team now we'll not buy anyone in the summer and this place will melt.

Germans like to battle, are ruthlessly efficient and are built like tanks. Therefore all players from that nation are.

Bit ironic that they're just throwing out a load of racial stereotypes

Got to be something to do with the fall out between Colo and Pardew before QPR IMO. Whether it was related to the family stuff is another matter.

No way would we bring in another centre half from outside the Premiership. Two new centre halves is asking for trouble. If Douglas is still out of contract in the summer (was he ever?) can see that happening maybe.

It'll be Mbiwa and Taylor as first choice, I thought it was a bit suspect that we had Mbiwa to play alongside Coloccini when neither are particularly tall. Pardew loves height.

This is really going to sour the Simpson leaving party.

Don't think he'll get more than three. Fellaini only got three for three red card offences on video, and Hazard's at Chelsea.

What's all this press conference talk? And when is it?

They've got a nice trip to lovely Milwall on Saturday too