Ashley17

Before anyone says "Carroll to us" just remember he can't play for a third team this season

Yeah well, we got Ba for nothing and we're selling him £7m! Get the fuck in.

Hope Torres is looking forward to playing on the wing

Explains why the Debuchy news was released then

Surely there's a difference between agreeing a fee and giving the player permission to speak to the other club. It's not like we tapped him up (well Cabaye probably did actually)

Everton start most home games at 100mph, just depends how long they can keep it up for.

Tired in comparison to Arsenal, I don't see how that can be up for debate? They didn't play for a week, we'd played 90 minutes on a heavy pitch 3 days earlier. If we had more depth it wouldn't be a problem but that doesn't mean the players aren't tired. They clearly had energy but ran out of steam in the last 20

If in doubt, kick it out. Good lad Johnson

Mignolet the sweeper keeper

FFS Adebayor, why you so wank

Rested Rooney on Boxing Day. There was no injury there. Rested again today then?

Fergie still a cunt, resting RVP today.

Waiting for Quinn to call Bramble "a bit of a character" or something equally ridiculous

Top finish Sess

The luck MON carries, dear me.

Adebayor is...a bit shit these days

Did it go to print with the wrong name? Or just online?

Got it yesterday as well. Never realised how good Beardsley was, some of his goals were just outrageous. Was actually going to post about this, watched 1-100 last night. Beardsley and Cole as a partnership were unbelievable, considering we'd just been promoted we were fucking teams up with ease.

I wonder if he knew or if he just turned up today and was denied entry. Bit of a twatty thing to do

If the OG was to be disallowed then you'd make a case for the flag going up everytime a free kick is sent into the box, there's always at least one opportunistic cunt who stands offside and is still offside when the ball comes in, waiting for the ball to break so that he is onside in the "second phase"

Ryder reckons Anita is having a scan tomorrow then we'll know more (obviously)

No chance Perch will get subbed in then?

Listened to this on the radio whilst the family tried to play the Pointless board game. Never has boxing day been more of a challenge.

Anyone kind enough to post some prem lineups for today please?

If they get to ten yellow cards it's a 2 game ban. The yellow cards aren't reset they just no longer get banned for reaching 5 I think.