Ashley17

That'll do pig.

McClean on the right Wonder what he's going to do.

Enrique's carrying a persistent knee injury apparently. Don't know why he's on the bench in that case but whatever.

Games like this make FM seem realistic afterall

Minor groin injury for Rose. More like a major arse injury after the raping he just got

Nice one-two with Bramble to be fair

Get in.

Don't understand that sub at all. There's been some canny balls into the box just nobody to attack them, so why put on another winger?

For fuck sake.

That...may have hurt

Suarez is the gift that just keeps on giving

The mackems' chance/conversion rate must be ridiculous. Get battered, score on the break or from a set piece. Repeat.

Danny Rose confused by the slightest turn

Who's Borini giving thumbs up too there? Cuellar?

I quite rate Jonjo Shelvey, considering he's only young. Obviously not as good as Sahin but not as much of a joke as somebody like Spearing.

51, but my entire team has played today.

Was the assist for the 6th not his? Apparently so, sounded like Vermaelen. Good.

Still nothing for Cazorla. Feck.

Fuck sake man, 5 goals and Cazorla has no goals or assists

I can't believe it's not Bütter

Buttner scores

Tevez off Barry on

Sigourney, 2-0

Paul Scholes, he scores goals.

Ah well, I have Gibbs who has 2 assists so don't mind losing his clean sheet so much