Ashley17

Hernandez pen saved

Penalty to Man Utd, Welbeck dive.

Never seen so many shots straight at the keeper as I have in this match

The fuck

This guy's bringing the side parting pack

Contact just outside for me, but he fouled both of them so that should be worth something.

Ian Harte went there to retire about 5 years ago, and now he's back in the Premiership.

Gone for the jugular, will probably end in tears. Wanted Cazorla & Hazard alongside Torres, Tevez & Yaya, so it's not a bad side.

If manager's want the Season to start after August 31st and don't want such an early international break, there is a very obvious solution there...

For fuck sake

I think with Fellaini about you'll have to play Williamson

I thought so. There were boos for sure. Was a bad performance from us, Levein is a shite manager. Serbia are gash man, we shoulda had them. Scotland are gasherer though

Good. Retire from internationals please.

Don't know what the panic is, it's not like we have 5 games in 12 days after the international break

We've won a medal!

It's amazing how the narrator switches from narrating to live commentary. Totally amateurish stuff

Bundesliga Highlights on ITV4 in a minute

We played as shit as that in a lot of matches last season and won - Fulham (home), Villa (home), Blackburn (away), Norwich (home), Everton (home) to name a few. Sometimes you get away with it, sometimes you don't. What is worrying is that we never start particularly well, our set pieces are absolutely woeful and fullbacks are going down like flies. Ba & Cisse don't look like they've ever met and Ben Arfa is basically playing a free role, the side is massively unbalanced and we don't like particularly fit. Other than that, tickety boo.

Neck spasms apparently. Went off injured on Thursday night

This weekend last season we played home to Fulham and were totally dogshit first half. Came out and scored two straight after half time. Same please!

What an atrocious half.

The kick off is 4pm at the request of international broadcasters, so basically it's your fault VI.

It's a ludicrous statement. "Still" a better side. That's why Arsenal finished ahead of them last season.

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