Ashley17

Things that are mint about this photo: The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk The card he's got up. The fuck is it for Boots on the cupboard Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon. Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks. What are the bottles on the left? Captured footballing legend souls which he lets possess the Holy Trinity and Cabaye, pre-match? Probably a fine array of aftershaves in case of female company.

http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg Things that are mint about this photo: The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk The card he's got up. The fuck is it for Boots on the cupboard Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon. Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks.

Did Valdes make a single save over 180 minutes?

Some just can't let it go: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=694167

I remember when he first joined, there was plenty of chat about people wanting to see him in centre midfield as he had no end product on the wing. Then, on the 6th December 2008, Joe Kinnear had a thought. With the score at 2-0 and Jonas having one of his more effective matches (on the right in those days), JFK thought he'd give Stoke a chance. With Guthrie unable to come out for the second half, JFK needed somebody to slot into the...erm, engine room, alongside Geremi. Most managers would have panicked in this situation, or better yet, have put a midfielder from the youth team on the bench, but not Joe. On came Steven Taylor, a centre half by trade, to play at right back. Habib Beye was shifted up one to the right wing despite being our best defender for much of the season, leaving Jonas to take the Geremi guarding job we've all contemplated in our darkest hours. Poor Jonas was bullied by the thugs in the Stoke team and, desperate for help, JFK finally subbed Geremi for the only man in the stadium who could make things worse, Cacapa. For those keeping score, at this point we have 6 defenders on the pitch, Martins has been subbed for Viduka so there's no pace up front (Owen's already got 2 goals so he's just sort of fannying about up there). Needless to say, despite having 6 defenders and a big fat Aussie as our disposal, we concede from a set piece in the 92nd minute to a former centre half. And Jonas never played centre midfield again. Until now. So cheers Joe, we could have been seeing this sexy 4-3-3 months ago if it wasn't for you, you cunt. [/exagerrated Jonas story]

It could all work out nicely, Wigan on a downer having lost today, could face City having just lost the title in front of their own fans, Chelsea 3 days before the FA cup final and then an already on holiday Everton. Or it could all go tits up at the DW and the season peters out to 6th (!)

Di Matteo reading the lottery results for a second there

Been overhauled at the top of the N-O league after many weeks of slowly being reeled in. Relying on Aguero and Rooney as captain to put me back up there tomorrow.

Perch to right back, so I guess that makes him Perchcon...or Perchu.

Simpson off injured, Gosling on.

Simpson injured.

Next sub is bound to HBA off

Shola time! Cisse gets a break.

Ba is shooting on site Desperate for a goal.

Perchinho is on, Cabaye having a rest.

CABAYE! Get in lad

Cisse scores but flags up

Wilkinson departs needing a new arsehole.

Stoke 2 - 0 down? No fret, here's Dean Whitehead.

Now let's not Wolves it. Get a 3rd please.

Smith

ALAN SMITH has scored for MK Dons

CISSE! 2-0. Mint goal

CABAYE! GET IN

Wilkinson switched to left back for Stoke, oh I wonder why..