Ashley17

"This is laughable, and we did laugh" Lawrenson on diving.

"And Suarez couldn't quite reach it" Yeah...he didn't even try. Might as well have said Reina couldn't quite reach it

Probably still harbours hopes of an England call up, but at least he's at the right club for it.

It's like "Yagielka." He's from Sale ffs

Know what you mean, the whole fucking lot irritates me. The punditry is shit. The matches make me angry that teams are better than us. Colin Murray is a cock. James Richardson is on the BBC payroll and doesn't present this show, that angers me greatly. The players involved in said matches are pricks for the most part. Media darlings who are being dickheads don't get punished. RVP slaps our lad in the face and it's a bit naughty, won't get a ban. Cabaye catches some Brighton fucker in the face - 3 game ban, extensive replays of Cabaye catching said fucker in the face. Tiote's gone mental, rabid animal. Rickie Lambert is in the Premiership, it's not right. Howard Webb is still reffing Man Utd, how is he called the best ref in England/Europe when he makes a balls up every other week. And now it's the fucking international break, so this shit I am slagging off isn't on next week but England vs San fucking Marino is on on a Friday night, so I'll have to spend next Saturday at a garden centre or some other non-sport related outlet. What a heap of shite

Only once, when Shola put us 4-0 up against ten men. Usually it's 90 minutes of torture and more often than not its tight right until the last kick. Was screaming for the final whistle last time at the SOL. Fucking Webb wanted to play all afternoon. The last few of these haven't been televised either, so having Mick Lowes try and guide you through this is pretty much as bad as it gets. This ones made the telly I see, but I'm not sure that helps me at all.

International break boils my piss enough as it is, but we have to wait two weeks for this, probably the least enjoyable 90 minutes there is. It's always a tight nervous affair in the away version of the derby, can never relax at any point during the game.

He looks like a vagrant tramp, even more so than usual

Finished with 84, that'll do pig.

Can see Tiote being sent off, unfortunately. We might get one back but they'll get at least one more. Annoying all round really, Webb is a prick.

MOTD2 editing for Sky now? Who comes up with this shit

No width really in their team, could be useful for us with attacking full backs.

TEAM NEWS O'CLOCK

That Hooiveld is fucking shit

62 with Rafael & Schwarzer still to play. Back up to 4th in my attempt to retain the classic title

Most likely, the deals last season were a final throw of the dice and they pretty much all failed, and crippled them financially.

Zoltan Gera, 2-0 to WBA

Oh dear.

They've had about 9 outfield players in their own box for most of the second half, been a total peppering

Hoping this spell of pisstaking leads to some scruffbag throwing in a rash tackle and a nice three match ban

Cheeky back heel there when trying to clear a corner

I like that they now publish the "table according to Lawro" on the predictions page...and that not a single team is in the right position.

Will do well as an attacking left back, most probably left midfield too but there's much more competition there. No idea how good he is defensively, every game he's been at left back his plaudits have been for his attacking play

At least he gets in the positions, that can't really be coached. His finishing and technique can be improved over time but having the knack of getting into good positions for knockdowns and such is just one of those things.