Ashley17

Defies belief. Their players are "as good as ours" but I don't see Cattermole being linked with Man Utd, or Frazier Campbell with Real Madrid. Why could that be?

"It's a bit quiet for a match day, isn't it?"

That's me...I've completely bottled having been well clear about a month ago.

Ooh, he card read good. It's Curns stupid

Someone should tell Moyes, he was banging on about still being in the hunt for a Europa league spot.

The fuck is this, chain letters?

Bet Jelavic scores in this one, his record must be similar to Cisse's (too lazy to research that) but he's had none of the plaudits because his goals have been far simpler. Could be an epic day mind, hopefully one to remember.

Redknapp stifling a yawn there

If they can win by 6 or 7 here, that'll make it interesting. The mackems have a fair few ex-Man Utd, can't see them putting up much of a fight

If we beat Everton it doesn't matter what Chelsea are doing, if we're looking at results to get us into the CL we've got to win anyway. 5th or 6th doesn't really matter, a 2 legged qualifier against FC titwank of Albania doesn't really worry me too much.

Hopefully Jol will be determined to stick it up Levy after the disgraceful way they got rid of him. The shexy dutch bashtard. Ideally Liverpool lose to Chelsea in the week and Everton have already sewn up the Merseyside bragging rights in the league so they needn't bother turning up next week.

Why would he be?

Danby seems hairier than I remember

Niall Quinn co-commentator, that seems fair.

Feels like that day we beat Chelsea 2-1 (Shola & Shearer)...hopefully something similar today

Never happened has it? Had a dream on Thursday that Arsenal drew, we won 2-1 and Kompany had an equaliser disallowed in added time. Ps Spurs got beat 1-0. Its IN OUR HANDS PEOPLE Imagine if that does happen man It'd be the longest week ever next week and it's only a 4 day week.

What's that stat about Gerrard this season, when he's started Liverpool have won about twice or something

Enrique is playing horrific today

Starting to look the part? He's had 2 goals and an assist in 3 semi-finals and now a Cup Final goal. Been a standout performer. Di Matteo moving him to the wing was a very astute thing to do.

Downing did his best to kick that out several times, and then just bit the bullet and did it.

This club is amazing

Wonder if Liverpool have done us a favour tonight resting just about their whole team. Wonder if it'll make Di Matteo think about resting a few?

Moses on the bench, Valencia in the team. Awaiting Valencia's 20 minutes 1 point cameo

Office Gateshead fan was livid about Gate's release. Livid.

Maybe Pardy has put all his eggs in this basket, knowing that beating Chelsea is a double blow to them (they lose and we get 3 points). Heard him say in the pre-match on Radio Newcastle that he didn't feel it was vital to win against Wigan, but the Chelsea game was key.