Ashley17

"Let my people score !" Jonas and the Whale as well. Nolan?

Alan Lee wipes out Steve Harper, booked.

"What a turn Nicky Butt, see you later Shaun Derry" Got to love this league..

James Brown has scored!!

Butt for R Taylor Ranger for Guthrie

Butt's coming on, what an awful minute

Shola misses a good chance

Good challenge Coloccini

Hull 1 - 0 Bolton

2-0 Man Utd

Great stuff from us, let's not fuck it up though. Love Steve Taylor's celebrations

1543: Paul Scholes, already on a booking for one of his 'mis-timed' tackles, handles the ball - but escapes a second yellow. He walks away scratching his chin, as well he might. What a shocker, "lol Paul, you can't tackle. Carry on."

Poor bloke, didn't he get a serious neck injury not so long ago as well? Hope he makes a full recovery

Football is upside down

NOLAN

Radio Newcastle, like every game

He was brilliant for Southend, dunno about Palace

Why though? Craig said there was no offer, was he just being told he's not leaving?

what gives them this confidence? They just won 3-1 at Ipswich, it's only natural to feel quite happy after beating Roy Keane

Yes, but all through pre-season we played Smith in CM and Nolan as an "attacking midfielder." Because we're away from home, Hughton will jump at the chance to use this system. Smith hasn't been seen as a forward of any kind for a long long time.

Swap Smith for Nolan and you'll be right

Where does it say Taylor is not playing? It doesn't, but it might not be a bad guess

He makes them all look like world beaters, that's why.