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Nobody and for the money Ashley's prepared to spend we'll get gash in. He is trying to stick 2 fingers up at us all for sure. Go to the reading match, Protest, then never go back until he's out. Hit him in the pocket, it's the only thing he understands. Hit him in the cock and he'll understand quicker

Him and Jonas had been on international duty, I very much doubt they'd have been expected to train fully if at all the following day.

Interviewer: So, Joe, you've been appointed, just a week after you said you couldn't return due to your health Joe: You're a cunt. I can hardly wait.

If there are offers in for Duff and Taylor I'll be amazed if we win, talk about disjointed, fuck me sideways.

He's not that good but the 6th best team in the Premiership want to sign him. Right. He would have been good in this division, and for £6m it's a massive what the fuck. No replacements are going to be signed. What the fuck is Ashley's plan. Our team for this fucking Saturday is fucking desperate. I'm really fucked off. And my fucking name is now Mike fucking Ashley. He better fuck off, quicksharp, jesus wept if he turns up on Saturday he'll get chinned. Probably by Taylor. Fuck me this bastard club, stick Skirge in charge and get it over with it.

Well that's it then, there are no players left at this club that I have any time for. Brilliant.

And signing Stephen Hunt does what exactly?

What was it before Ashley?

Finally, the username curse strikes

Happy brithday

Fact is they're a young side and Rodgers like his sides to pass it. Our fitness doesn't look great (yep, you Kevin) and I worry they'll wear us down.

Well let's say teams outside of the top flight and poorer Premiership teams (or Divison 1 in the old money you're referring to)

I feared for you the moment you appointed Malky MacKay. Nothing against MacKay himself, but promotions from within are usually epic fails. Hutchings at Wigan Roeder at Newcastle (after the caretaker spell) Adams at Portsmouth Sbragia at Sunderland And probably others that I can't think of right now. Whereas on the flipside I can only really think of Jol at Spurs where it has worked, and that was because he was there about 2 months as assistant under Santini. Unless you count Vialli at Chelsea, but he didn't exactly break new ground for Chelsea.

Agree with the point of your post, but fortunately we can loan outside of the window (short term deals only) and although that won't be enough, die hard optimists will cling to it. Also, I think the transer deadline will be moved to September 1st, as August 31st is a bank holiday. I hope it is, would be weird playing on the last day of the Summer window, and frankly stupid.

Reading 3-0 up against Burton after 9 minutes

It just goes on and on, everytime we get a tiny shred of optimism it's like 8 steps back.

Lucky you, he went to my school

Begs the question of why Ashley is so bothered if he spends it or not, he certainly hasn't the last 18 months

Better or worse than "They sold Milner, I couldn't concentrate on the road."

Tbh Barrymore would be preferable to Ashley right now

No?

YOu have been bullshitting all along and have not provided any evidence that you not been. It's time for you to end this torrent of utter s**** that you posting. Pot/Kettle, no? You heard the end of the 11am news and shit yourself it seems

Putting 2 and 2 together and probably getting 5, I think Thomo's source is ITK but the deal has hitched. Thomo said the deal was "in the next few days," Mr Sundlofer's source (a youth player for us) has said they were told the takeover was close, so clearly something is/was apparent. One thing Thomo has said that I stick by is that Ashley/Llambias love David Craig. If anything happens, he will break the news. Look at the Shearer appointment back in April. Sky Sports broke it at like 11pm. Nobody else had a sniff. Deadline day, old Craigy had an e-mail from Ashley abotu sandwiches. Everytime any rumour breaks Craig is out denying it. This is not a coincidence. Then the whole Moat thing came about - general consensus is that this has been going on for a few weeks. My guess would be that the Dubai bid had problems and by publicising this bid it's trying to force the Dubai groups hand. The Moat offer is there to be considered but I'd guess it's lower than the Dubai one. And now no ITK can add anything, because there is nothing new. 3 sets of people refusing to show their hand.

One week ago you wrote: "By the way, Geremi will be going to Beksitas, should be done this week" And: "as will the Beye (Aston Villa or Hull)" proved to be correct but It was al over the press! And: "I also stated yesterday that it looks like Bassong will probably go to Man City for £15 mill. All of the above is information told by my ITK." "My original post said Tuesday/Wednesday, dont give up, it will happen." - From last Tuesday... A lot of things you are saying is already in the papers! I read yesterday it was 2 consortiums ready to buy Newcastle.. and today you write: "All I know which is concrete is , that they are speaking to two consortiums, UAE and USA (with Moat)". Getting tired of this. But, hope you are right boy!! Didn't your ITK (a player, no less) say we'd be taken over last week?