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If we're playing in front of 20k or less every week and it's not on TV, Shola will have an ok season.

If Shearer is still callnig the shots, Krul is clearly the number 2 in his eyes. Once Shearer was appointed the whole Forster/Krul bench swap thing ended anyway.

Who made that decision then?

The abuse PM got for giving the good news

Should say "between them have played in at least 2 countries" tbh

If it's what I saw before it's pretty dull, just him stumbling over his words about how we have 52,000 people and the like.

Basically, why quit if you have nothing else lined up? He probably enjoys the work and the extra responsibility, it's not as if he's in the press moaning everyday about how overworked he is.

No he's getting paid too much to fail at doing his job. You're thinking of Keith Harris

I feel sorry for him that nobody can spell his name. HUGHTON.

1006 BST: Sunderland boss Steve Bruce hopes to push through his first summer signing over the weekend after agreeing a fee with Manchester United for Fraizer Campbell. (Press Association)

I'm just clinging to the fact that most things done under this "management" has been kept quiet. I mean Nolan, Xisco, Keegan, Shearer & Gutierrez all came out of nothing.

Someone told me the same thing - sold to a "Kuala Lumpur" man, Ched Evans at the club now and Michael Johnson coming on loan. All in a days takeover

GET IN ZE CHOPPER!!!

Is that a haiku?

Was his name Jimmy Bulldog Rock Hogan?

Anyone worth their salt would have gone with the Vialli DoF one tbh The Vialli DoF one was completely made up and said so in white text on the original post. Yes. I was being sarcastic.

Anyone worth their salt would have gone with the Vialli DoF one tbh

I know this is surreal and sad but follow up on earlier thread .... Subject: Re: Krishnan keen? Posted by mikeyboy on 13:47 06/Jul/09 : Deal's done if my son's friend is to be believed (he is only 9!). Told my son that 'they' (the Malaysian consortium headed by personnel from Astro) were the highest bidders and he is getting free tickets lol. Astro BTW is the Malaysian equivalent of Sky - although here they have a monopoly on satellite broadcasting till around 2016 (not sure of exact date) How would the son have been able to tell his Dad already? School's not out for another hour (?) and I refuse to believe this 9 year old owns a mobile.

Who's got the Skirge guarding job today? Has anybody checked his pulse?

Also, why does Derek treat The Profitable group like Homer treats Millhouse? Are they really completely useless?

One day we'll be able to take things the club say at face value again. One day.

It's like been a constant attempt to piss on our positive thinking sicne we got relegated. Let's have a clear out: Players like Duff & Nolan wanting to stay, others on too big a wage to shift. No owners = no sale. Whey let's go to Blackpool for the weekend and get wasted: Game is on a Wednesday night. Well, at least Shearer's in charge: Not yet he isn't.. New owners? Nope not yet Some new, young, hungry players: .... Still, it'll never be as bad financially as it once was: Shepherd bids for club Get to play some new teams though, that'll be fun: Start away at WBA, then host Reading. FFS New away kit is always good news: Urgh.

Actually being fair without knowing Zhirkov had been discussed I can see why there would be confusion

eh? What don't you get about that? He thinks Zhirkov will play LW instead of Malouda, and when Ashley Cole is injured he will play left back.

Imagine if we'd signed him, I for one hadn't seen him for months. It'd have been like that Simpsons episode with the fake Michael Jackson. "That's not Michael Johnson, he's 300lbs ffs"