Ashley17

Mail on Sunday: IMMIGRANTS TAKE OVER TOON The Sun: PAGE 3 STUNNER IN TOON TALKS

Like a Malaysian Dr Evil

Never understood when the papers say that. Surely they can't offer a wage until an offer's been accepted, or it's tapping up? Or are they speaking hypothetically?

Has it been mentioned that MK Dons have re-appointed Ince? This summer's crazy

Real Madrid have clearly bid for all these players in Yen and fooled everyone

Forsyth and Dodd??

Positives: Shearer Only lose 2 or 3 days of pre-season (if date is accurate) The likes of Beye, Taylor will stay Cheap buying price = money to spend? Negatives: Fat mess Random other investors - might like Nicky Butt Butt probably guranteed to stay Months of Skjelbred patter from his fanclub on here

Friday = 2 Wednesday's from tomorrow. You know nothing ever happens quickly with us.

0-2, game over

And England are lucky because they scored 3 goals. exactly. alanskarer needs to take his head out of his arse. Yeah thats exactly what I meant, well read. We played the best football in this tournament and deserved to go through. Good luck in the final. We played by far the best football in Euro 96 (big people's football) and lost on pens. Not that I'm bitter or anything

If he was the understudy like the article suggests and the guy he was an understudy to left maybe he isn't good enough to do it on his own

Could be any Rangers player really. Barry Ferguson even. Are all Rangers players freebies like?

What about Hemdani?

Nobody here cares. Eh? If our under 21s have got to the semi final and now the final, and our national team have actually started to win, how are we falling? Or do you just mean the country in general is shit?

You're not alanshearer, you fraud, your username is wrong. Latest Member: BigAl Uh-oh.

PENS

Party in the city where the heat is on, lie on the beach till the break of dawn

Spurs!? Marseille. Sorry I had a breakdown at the very idea of anybody growing up not supporting Spurs.

Spurs!?

The difference is Moyes has taken a series of gambles that have paid off. Lescott, Jags, Cahill all performed at a lower level and someone took a punt on them in the top league. They could have turned out shite, fortunately for him they haven't. Contrast that with Spurs and the only player in recent memory you've signed from the Championship is Gareth Bale at a fee of up to £10m, which is more than the Everton signings put together. As for Villa's signings, they sum up the price you have to pay for your England players these days. Davies, at £9m, spent a season at Villa first so they had the option to buy, and I don't think he's been bad by any means. Milner at £12m, well we said at the time he's overpriced but when you think he's 23 and already has UEFA cup experience and has played about 50 Under 21 games, he's obviously highly thought of. Contrast him with Bentley who cost Spurs about £16m and hasn't done much, for example Milner has been in the England squad this season more than Bentley has. Reo-Coker at £8m, most said was a decent buy having been good for West Ham and England Under 21 captain, for whatever reason it's gone sour for him but hindsight is a wonderful thing. Shorey I think was turd when he first arrived, got dropped for 6 months and was decent again at the tailend of the season, but £5m for a man who had ust broken into the England squad isn't a lot of money - although in contrast Everton only paid £6m for Baines who has grown into a top notch left back imo, and is about 4 years younger. Marlon Harewood however, is shit.

I hope somebody really random gets it. Somebody really random with a freeview channel.

Hart may be the loudest man in the world "He will fucking shoot, so get fucking ready"

How high did he fucking jump to get out the way

Nice

Good finish that like