Ashley17

Ordered my tickets when they went on online sale last Tuesday...still not arrived. Fuckers.

I reckon: GK Krul RB Simpson LB R Taylor CB Colo CB Taylor (if here) RW Geremi CM Butt CM Guthrie LW Kazenga CF Xisco CF Ranger

Not really, he gets paid Premiership wages and gets a shot at coaching which helps his CV. If he's going to play lower down why not still get paid top dollar. Anyone in here would do the same. Or do you mean at a later date?

What I like about that is that SKY SOURCES said we'd put a bid in on Thursday.

I'd bet a decent amount Steve Taylor won't play (if he's still here), can't have him cup tied can we Mike?

Loven, Sol, Mifsud(?), Michael Ball. Loans. Woop de doo.

Ah right, so Radio Newcastle were wrong, all those papers saying Barclays had given a decision one way or another were wrong, and all those papers saying the annoucnement would be Ashley is staying were wrong (for now) And yet people still think everything reported is gospel.

I had a dream last night O'Neill walked out and Martin Laursen was announced your new manager. I don't know why I dream about another club's managerial appointmenets but hey ho

If they upload a video of Never Gonna Give you Up, so help me God...

2 points So not a landslide then

By a landslide, it was about 4 points

That Cacapa, he's always spouting his mouth off

http://www.sewbrec.org.uk/content/images/Common%20Toad%20%20-%20%C2%A9%20Daniel%20Read.jpg Llambias, as amused as ever, at the Gallowgate end

This is why Mort left tbh, sick of being asked to take his clothes off

What the fuck? Blatantly a Shola based bet

For those that missed it, it went something like this: Shearer: Paul Hart will have had a list ofnames to sign when the takeover went through, but now I bet most of those players have found new clubs. Hansen: It's a recurring theme isn't it, LOL.

Struck me as if Shearer had been filling Hansen in (perhaps about starting his new job on Monday..) but would have trouble because all his wishlist have moved on. This game is fun.

No analysis of Scholes' several infringements then?

How are we expecting this "announcement"? Statement on the website? David Craig through interprative dance?

I think the definite starters will be Butt and Guthrie so get their fitness up, Kadar probably too, could be left back or centre back really. Hopefully Krul in goal too. After that I expect Shola and Nolan to get a rest hopefully for Xisco and Ranger but wouldn't put money it, maybe we'll have some new faces in by Wednesday (chortle)

Hughton interview on Radio Newcastle was all past tense mind, don't want to read too much into it but Lowes said "whoever comes in on Monday" and Hughton said "i've been very proud of the lads"

Big celebrations with Hughton - Lowes: "That looks to me, like this could be Hughton's last involvement with this team"

Aaah time to take the piss, here comes Ron

Ambrose does everything for these like doesn't he. Free kick over the bar

Lowes: I can't remember Gutierrez doing anything in the game 2 assists, no?