Ashley17

Clearly a case of mistaken identity, has similar hair to the big FC

Richard Dunne and Neil Sullivan

Been talking to you in Giant's club or something?

I'm nervous about the health of some people on here if nothing is announced the exact amount of time. Expect the words "liar," "bastards," "Ashley," "money grabbing twat," "Fkn," "deluded" and "relegation" to be used, a lot.

Greggs, obviously

Sir Kevin Keegan!

Better answer than just "no" in fairness

I thought Watford had been very careful with money and things when they came up so as to avoid this sort of thing? Or was that plan only effective if they came straight back up?

Him and Carew upfront would be enormous. Imagine if they pair them 2 against us with Cacapa in the back four

My username isn't ironic, for the first time in...forever

56min - Shola should make it four when he does everything right to work an opening for a shot after a clever dummy inside the area, Lee-Barrett is grounded and the striker has the whole goal to aim at but gets his feet in a tangle and miscues at the crucial moment - the miss prompts chants of "If Shola scores we're on the pitch" from the Toon Army behind the goal.

Guthrie debut goal, so that's most of the forum suicidal now.

David Craig: The whole away end is celebrating except for one man who is scowling and saying he was offside. Wonder who it is?

Get in, Duff again

Someone update the thread title. Amateurs

Everybody be quiet. You can hear Wullie weeping

NUFC: Shay Given, David Edgar, Jose Enrique, Steven Taylor, Claudio Cacapa, Damien Duff, James Milner, Nicky Butt ©, Charles N'Zogbia, Oba Martins, Alan Smith Subs: Fraser Forster, Danny Guthrie, Shola Ameobi, Frank Wiafe Danquah, BenTozer, Callum Morris, Mark Doninger, Jonny Godsmark, Darren Lough

Me and Matt (I think you know Matt) couldn't stop laughing at her, she was an absolute mess. Disgusting excuse for a woman

That's actually embarassing. Dear me. Spotted you on the bus last night WBCP

Anyone been following "that" thread on the Blackburn forum? It's like that "nicko" fella is stuck on repeat. Money talks, Bentley needs help, Friedel £2.5m, clubs do illegal things - also Baggio has waded in to ask about the Aimar situation. And there's another update at 11pm....spine tingly-dingly.

Loving geordiesned's input in that group

And you all dared to doubt NUFC blog!!!! Shame on you all.

Is he being ironic when he said Panathinaikos's Dutch manager's name escapes him, after his fucked up story the other week?