Ashley17

Missed this from .com yesterday NUFC: To follow...Stephen Carr (hamstring) and Emre (calf) miss out, while Obafemi Martins (ankle) and Shay Given (groin) and Viduka (tbc) are doubtful. Viduka looked really pissed off at Villa last weekend like, probably even worse now.

Where's Viduka? Pissed off I assume?

Jamie Carragher is such a little wanker, wish he'd fuck off with his constant complaining

Narrrrrrniiiii

No it's not. Any non-top 4 team capable of winning the cup has already been knocked out- Spurs, Villa, City and ourselves. Only Pompey stand half a chance but I can't see them doing it personally. I was about to post saying none of the lower division teams would trouble Chelsea/Man Utd/Arsenal but considering Coventry won at Old Trafford and Barnsley just won at Anfield I suppose you can never be sure. Sheff Utd better beat Boro, couldn't stand another Boro wankfest. Oh and 1-0, Rooney.

Bristol Rovers, Barnsley, Cardiff, WBA, Chelsea, what a wonderful quarter final line up we have so far

Le Tiss BARNSLEY!

Probably shitting having to go up against Ronaldo at some point. In all seriousness, it's most likely something to do with a family member or something along those lines, in which case I can't blame him for missing a game regardless of the opposition, if his head isn't right he's not going to be very useful.

I haven't had a good weekend since December 15th. Fuck sake.

2-1

Will finish 7th this season, bottom 6 next. Probably

*Awaits Orange bib theory*

Think this is the most recent Carroll thread.. Huge turbolink. ^If a mod could do that thing where it makes a link for you that would be great, I really can't figure out how, it's embarassing. Ipswich or Norwich on loan, probably Norwich if he and Roeder are chums

Didn't play at Spurs - was Milner, Dyer, Butt, Pattison.

No idea, it just says at the top "reported English Premier League injuries." Who they are reported to I don't know, nor do I know of how accurate they are, hence why I said "if true" in my post.

Enrique's out till the 15th according to physioroom, which if true means Zog at left back I assume. Emre is the key, I've just got that feeling. And when I get that feeling, it's a sexual healing.

Just like Viduka was for our last 2 games..

Judging from this transfer window, that's pretty much the definition of an ITK anyway isn't it?

If you're wrong I'll shit in your bed. And I promise that is the last time I will use that threat.

Would be a coup if we got him in, he has the creativity we need and if we can get him for a decent price then that's even better.

Nowhere yet, but he will be at Newcastle or Villa by end of play Thursday, you can bet your house on that. I'll tell Merson, he'll love a bet like that.

Firstly, Sunderland are 7 points behind us, which will be cut to 4 points now. 2 wins would make 6 points, which would still leave them 1 behind us. Secondly, Sunderland go to Anfield at the weekend. Thirdly, Birmingham and Wigan are still 7 points behind us, and they're down there for a reason.

Shola shot on target well done son proud of you.

Rozenhal off Barton on

Here comes Barton.