Ashley17

Followed through.

If that happens I'll shit in your bed

Tomorrow.

Lowes is ill and some other moron is subbing for him, obviously not capable of presenting a show. Our match commentary is on Radio Newcastle though, don't worry.

Mick Lowes is out, lost his voice

Oops

That's tonights wank sorted

"Here comes Sibierski, the man with that good touch"

He's going to have turned us down twice now, didn't he say he'd love to come back when he left for Madrid?

Would laugh if Keegan got back into the dressing room and Terry Mac explains that he's just read the BBC website and Woodgate's on his way.

Maybe there's a clause in Woodgate's contract that he can't leave Boro for a team who haven't gone as far as them in the cup, he's gutted that both his potential suitors had to play at the Emirates and Old Trafford. Seriously though, everything was fine at 2.30pm when Souhtgate spoke, something's changed in 3 hours

Was looking forward to getting my Woodgate name back but Woodgate8 would sound silly anyway.

They had 3 kids, a clown and a keeper on the bench, do you really think they would have made a serious difference?

Really fucks me off when you see some of the ties we could have got, some right shit are in round 5 and we've once again had a shit draw.

Clutching at straws. We've got Emre suspended, he can make a difference. Dyer and Bowyer didn't get away with it for an FA Cup semi. Double standards. Firstly, Emre makes no difference. Dyer and Bowyer threw punches at each other, the 2 Arsenal lads had a bit of handbags. Hardly red card offences. Hands were raised, red cards should have been given, that's the facts. Not that it matters now

Oh silly silly Nicky Butt

Well that's that over with.

Duff off for Kazenga

Blackburn lead at Villa in the league

Is that Benayoun's second hat trick this season?

Derby are a Championship side tbh. I was more getting at what Dave and Wullie have since said tbh. Also Preston are near the bottom of the Championship I think.

I wish Arsenal would fuck off and leave to us to enjoy half time at 0-0

Meanwhile, Derby 0 - 3 Preston. Christ.

Fuck you, Liverpool