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Sib just scored a 30 yard free kick

KK "wants the best for us" and we're 1-0 down at home to Hull. Come back. Ashley is public enemy number 1 and we're 1-0 down at home to Hull. Fire whoever is necessary and get KK back.

Sibierski is ripping Plymouth to shreds

Pen to Hull

Bramble

Glasgow enters it's own fucking credit crunch by the sounds of things

Fuck it, I'm going out to buy some boxes of Special K in preparation for a repeat of that great day in January

Ashley: So Kevin.....as you can see.....I'm in the shit a bit. Keegan: Oh? Really? Why? *holds in a laugh* Ashley: Well nobody wants the job. Not even Gus fucking Poyet. Keegan: And nobody wants the job because.... Ashley: Don't make me say it... Keegan: Go on.... Ashley: Everybody hates my Dennis

Betting scam tbh.

I havent been to sleep yet and its still s***. You on nights an'all? Got my degree last night, so I am still drunk and awake! Maybe so, but are you on night shift?

That's the worst news I've woken up to in a long long time

He'd probably apply for another management job and slap in a £12m bid for the lad. And Dennis Wise would accept the bid over Dennis Wise's head and Dennis Wise would walk out....

If this is how Keegan's time in football ends, it's a disgrace and I hope Ashley/Wise/whoever realise they have finished the career of a legend

So two massively conflicting stories, the club has been deadly quiet all summer yet all this has been leaked from all angles. The press were notified at 8.30 on Tuesday morning, so things have moved fucking quickly. What's the general consensus then? The papers trying to make Keegan out to be the twat in all this?

BBC are labelling the statement "astonishing"

By the way, didn't someone claimnig to be "ITK" say Schweinsteiger was in talks/on a flight/something?

I like the idea that his list was Ronaldinho, Lampard, Henry and Danny Guthrie.

If Keegan is this highly thought of to the players (and I'm sure he is) whoever takes charge for Hull just has to say "do it for KK" and it'll be happy days. What a mess of a statement though, fucking hell. Only way this can get any worse is if it turns out Gary Glitter was the first choice for academy coach or something

If that happens I will shit in your bed

If Poyet gets appointed I say we just let Wullie sort it out

I firmly believe that. The signs of improvement have been very apparent with people apparently pulling in different directions - imagine if the entire club is going in the same direction

I think part of the problem with Wise (and it's not even his fault) is that people (well, the media) assume he's in line to be manager because he left a job as manager to come here. Getting rid of him will help quelle these rumours

Won't believe it until I see the little fucker at Central station again, these "sources" were wrong yesterday it seems so I'm not going to believe it until it's announced

So what's everybody's dream scenario to come from this? Club statement in the next few days saying "following discussions with Kevin Keegan..." For me, it would be that Wise has left. I know that sounds harsh as he's done nothing wrong (as far as we know) but if he wasn't there, there'd be no "he wants the job" lark. So sorry Dennis, if you're what needs sacrificing then so be it. Also, surely it's the Vetere and Jimenez who have picked out Jonas etc?

Sib > Norwich. Best thing ever