Ashley17

Tomorrow could be the equivalent of last year's trip to Sheff Utd where we win and then all laugh uncomfortably and say "as if we were going to go down" except it's a much bigger possibility. Dundee Utd lead!

Bolton have 3 of the top 4 still to play as well as some other tough away games. I reckon they'll save us. Full time.

Is it Robbie Keane who KD hates with a white hot passion that engulfs his soul? Or is that a different Spurs player?

Mark Kerr you tit

Wigan hanging on by a cats pube there

Bolton having a go now

When was their last one before that, do you know? I seem to remember it was their first in about 13 months at the time, it just keeps getting more embarassing really.

We quite often struggle at home to Fulham...it's more often than not a draw, we even gave them their only away win for something like 23 months last season. I think by next weekend we will know how much we should be panicking

Michael Brown + Bolton thugs = a mess. Sounds like it's going off in the tunnel now.

Who do you think will go down KD? Derby and...

Diouf goal dissallowed

HESKEY! Get in you loveable oaf

To be fair to Wigan, they're all over Bolton despite only having 10 men

Yes thanks for taking the subtlety out of that

Our last wins were Birmingham and Fulham back to back. ZOMG.

If Bolton go down will they play a shitty song over the PA to highlight the fact?

Fulham/Everton trying to set some sort of record for most Americans in one match

Can't see Wigan winning with 10 men for 85 minutes..16th beckons I'm afraid.

Koumas sent off

Hope Wigan beat Bolton, also a draw would be acceptable. As long as Bolton don't win.

Moyes has made the logical decision of just playing Lescott as a striker

Fulham lead...

The very criteria for this list combined with KD's selections make my head hurt. So it's the top 5, not based on current form but overall ability. Yet Given doesn't make the top 5 keepers whereas Foster and even VDS do. Richards is the best right back in the prem apparently despite playing CB for his club. Gary Neville's in there too, christ knows if he can even move at present, no doubt over time he's been great so surely Andy Cole, still on the books at the mackems should be in the top 5 strikers...oh wait he isn't. Centre backs see Ledley King sandwich between players who generally rarely miss a game, yes King is good when fit but Gallas is surely better, I'd even rate the Woodgate more than him and he's not exactly captain fitness. There aren't many left backs about so there's not much to say there. Moving into midfield and somehow perennial 20 goal a season man Frank Lampard misses out, yes he scores some flukey deflected goals but you don't accidentally get so many goals from midfield. Winger's you could argue about the order of some of them but it woul be even more pedantic than the rest of this post. Is Arteta the best left midfielder in the Prem? I thought he was used down the right, but I'm not sure so won't comment. The strikers...well Berbatov in second...above Rooney....and Torres...

Norwich had a good run (13 unbeaten or something) and then got tonked 4-0 off Leicester and have been struggling since then really, seems Roeder hasn't been able to pick them up. What a surprise eh?

Cry Baby > Cripple