Ashley17

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9304095/transfer-news-valencia-and-fenerbahce-eye-newcastle-defender-steven-taylor I see.

Pleasantly surprised that we've actually got a plan this year.

He got £2 million. Really? Ballbags. Where did I get £8m from then Were you forced out too? Yeah 4 times as badly

He got £2 million. Really? Ballbags. Where did I get £8m from then

He got £8m for the unfair dismissal claim, so if he's invested that right that's got to have increased by now. So we just need to find another £100m or so from somewhere, easy.

Imagine him being on the pitch and not needing him to do well

He barely played in their qualifiers, get's the odd 5 minutes here and there. I imagine because of his size he is a plan B (or C or D)

They've got a guy, I think his name is Vida, he looks like a melted Hulk Hogan and I've bloody got him 4 times.

Has a mighty wallop on him, i'll give him that

In all seriousness with some of the personalities on here a podcast would go down well. Maybe a once a week thing going over the most popular forum threads and NUFC news, you get a good mix of opinion on here (Pardew aside where no mix is possible)

Parading Taylor_J's balls as well it seems.

Ryder attends the games anyway, I think? His twitter updating is fucking rapid if he's not there.

"Newcastle based Newcastle-Online" Thanks for that. edit: Yeah yeah Giggs etc

But but but Steve Peters. Sports Psychologist.

Got my 4th Cabaye today

They helped us into the CL with 9 men that season. Lee Briscoe chipping the keeper

Absolutely nobody wanted Souness like, he was doomed from day one. To go from Bobby to Souness was just too much of a switch, something we've always been guilty of in the Shepherd regime. The entertainment of Keegan to dour Dalglish. No goals under Dalglish so time for some shexy football. Football not sexy enough so bring in an actual manager who achieved great things. Young squad got a little bit out of control so bring in massive disciplinarian. Disciplinarian upsets everybody so bring in soft touch who everybody likes. Nobody listens to soft touch so bring in somebody who has regimented backroom team and methods. Sell club.

Souness ripped apart a very successful team. I was fairly full of rage for him when he kept saying "It's ok, I'll go home to my family tonight" after blaming injuries on every fucking defeat. At least he took us to a semi final I suppose.

Whether the word is 'proper' or a colloquialism, no apostrophe is required between it and the additional s when pluralising While I'm sure it was added erroneously, you could argue it's a contraction of the word 'marrow' and the apostrophe in there in place of the dropped W. Where the fuck does this one come from, by the way? http://i.imgur.com/xJ3WdAk.jpg *gif of Dudley boys putting someone through table*

Christ, imagine if that's all you have to be proud of. Your centre half years ago drew blood from Alan Shearer.

Mashley will probably do a Swansea and appoint him as manager instead.

I think what really annoys me the most is that his best spells as manager have come from Ben Arfa being unplayable, and he thanks him by treating him like he has done. The best games of the Pardew era have been WBA away & Liverpool home in 11-12. We were exceptional those games but he ripped apart that system and tried to get Ben Arfa working harder going towards his own goal. The man's an idiot who talks shite. We played some decent stuff September - December but there were some utterly gash performances thrown in there too for good measure, and of course any game where we dared to lead at half time meant 45 minutes of backs to the wall football. The performances since the turn of the year have been diabolical and worse than anything we served up under Souness, Allardyce or Roeder, and those 3 dished out less managerial headbutts. The derby performances speak for themselves. The heavy losses speak for themselves. The amount of players who have regressed speaks for itself. Set pieces started badly and went downhill from there. He swaps left backs every game ffs. Obertan inexplicably still crops up on the bench every now and again. Youngsters who may have a future like Sammy are cast aside for cloggers like Dan Gosling who will leave the club in a week. Yanga-Mbiwa cost £7m but is 4th choice centre half. The Cardiff cup performance. Injuries? We're going to get relegated, get the white flag out. Shola for PM. Yes there's a modicum of sympathy for Cabaye going and not being replaced but he knew what he was getting himself into and a real manager would have integrated Marveaux and HBA to add some creativity, not jettison them from the 18. Just go, for fuck sake, you can't even stand in your technical area without being booed by your own fans. Where can you possibly go from here?

I bought 10 packs of stickers from an actual human today in Asda and he was like 10!? Fuck off and leave me to my addiction

I have 3 Cabaye's ffs. Hate you sticker gods

He will go from club to club in a tracksuit leaping about but being bang average. Just like Dickov, Freedman, Powell and probably many more average 90s footballers. I doubt he will ever manage in the Premier.