Ashley17

Such a mighty wallop

Didn't the beacon of accurate information nufcfans say we're signing somebody tomorrow? Can't wait.

Updated lists - apologies to those who have enquired about swapping over the last couple of days but I've finally sorted my lists out: Swaps: 57, 60, 65, 80, 87, 103, 118, 163, 180, 189, 211, 213, 220, 226, 230, 235, 237, 242, 251, 252, 256, 316, 321, 325, 369, 382, 387, 391, 402, 434, 443, 445, 470, 478, 484, 487, 492, 494, 509, 514, 515, 528, 538, 560, 577, 578, 582, 594, 610, 615, 618, 623, 639 Need: 1, 2, 6, 13, 17, 31, 43, 47, 67, 70, 91, 92, 95, 96, 111, 126, 129, 139, 162, 168, 174, 175, 191, 225, 233, 244, 260, 261, 262, 264, 274, 292, 297, 313, 337, 347, 350, 353, 359, 360, 366, 398, 412, 413, 431, 436, 437, 444, 447, 450, 451, 452, 462, 465, 474, 479, 486, 489, 505, 506, 508, 512, 527, 565, 585, 588, 592, 596, 602, 609, 621, 624, 636

We were in the pitcher & piano for some god awful reason and there was no commentary, was worried it was Roy as we hadn't seen him celebrate.

PinilLAD

dem eyes

Imagine if we signed him man, far too good for the Pardyman

Not a chance. But let's all take the Mirror as gospel truth.

Going out on Saturday with 31 others from work, everyone has a team and bought that nations shirt. Chaos awaits

I'm expecting "used to be shite, but now he's alright, walking in a Colback wonderland" around December

He's a wet dream for Pardew. He'll fill that number 10 role but in all the wrong ways

I can swap these: 4, 11, 19, 20, 57, 60, 65, 74, 80, 83, 85, 87, 104, 151, 152, 163, 171, 172, 213, 220, 226, 230, 235, 242, 248, 252, 256, 269, 321, 323, 325, 367, 369, 370, 381, 382, 384, 387, 390, 402, 404, 405, 406, 409, 416, 419, 434, 443, 445, 470, 484, 487, 492, 494, 509, 514, 515, 519, 528, 547, 556, 560, 589, 614, 623, 627, 630, 634, 638 And I need these: 1, 2, 6, 13, 17, 23, 31, 32, 35, 43, 47, 67, 70, 91, 92, 95, 96, 98, 100, 106, 107, 111, 116, 126, 129, 139, 160, 161, 162, 168, 174, 175, 191, 225, 228, 232, 233, 238, 243, 244, 245, 254, 260, 261, 262, 264, 272, 274, 292, 297, 307, 310, 313, 316, 318, 319, 330, 337, 340, 347, 348, 350, 353, 357, 359, 360, 366, 371, 373, 394, 398, 407, 412, 413, 417, 427, 431, 436, 437, 444, 447, 450, 451, 452, 456, 462, 465, 474, 479, 482, 486, 488, 489, 504, 505, 506, 508, 512, 527, 539, 545, 565, 585, 588, 592, 596, 601, 602, 603, 607, 609, 620, 621, 624, 636

Just seen Phil Neville is doing the co-commentary for BBC next Saturday. Urgh.

Some of the other comments on Shola are all very familiar

How does it feel to see him in an opposition lineup? Must be a great feeling in many ways

Think Brummie said he was shite for Villa but I think he's done a lot of growing up since then. Good organiser and a fret from set pieces too

10 mins until Shola time

I really rate Davies. Maybe I've just been Pardewed

Starts tonight, bt sport 2 at 11pm

The compensation amount is really small I'm sure I read somewhere because Blackpool got him from Liverpool's academy

Harsh to blame Bobby - Souness made him captain and called him the next Vieira, that probably did it.

The Journal has just rehashed stuff from other sources all week whilst their good journo is on holiday. I imagine we'll announce Perez and Colback on the day the World Cup starts

Bet we charged him for the stadium tour

Fanny Blatter

Wonder if Cellino has just seen the papers and decided to try and get some good favour with the fans by announcing he's rejected a bid