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Heard Geremi has a knee ligament injury so he's out for this match, but not sure how long he'll eventually be out for.

Just continue watching football without devoting time to a particular team. I still consider myself a football fan first, and a Newcastle fan second, so in this ridiculous hypothetical situation (actually reminds me of one which Vic dreamt up), I'd just continue watching and enjoying football. No more heartbreaks as well

I want us to go for it. That's all you can ask when you play teams like Arsenal away from home.

What happened to the player from La Liga whose plane was delayed?

They haven't had a proper right-winger since the season that he was on loan there, so he's probably right.

I hope you take this attitude from now on with anyone who questions the place of Smith, Duff, Ameobi, etc in the squad. I'm sure we all will, but that doesn't mean that when he says 'Ameobi could end up being our top scorer this season', he actually means it. This is evident in the fact that Ameobi hasn't gotten a game yet this season, and neither has Smith even though KK says he's a hardworker and all that shite. To quote manorpark, actions > words.

If he's training with us and ends up signing, then you've really got to trust KK because he'll have seen him first-hand and not in a one-off match as well.

I like this versatility stuff. The Barcas and Reals of this world all have players who are equally adept at a few positions because it means that wages can be kept lower and the player himself gets more games.

LOUDER, than, speak, words, A C T I O N S. (comes to mind) particularly . . . A C T I O N S . . . So why don't you wait until the window is over before you fucking moan? Give them a chance to act before you start the ridiculously hyperbolic whining. Remember, we just took a point from the Champions of Europe and England in their house two weeks ago. Results matter more than names.

What has Milner got that Lennon hasn't? Pace? Experience? Versatility? Crossing ability? They're both weak and inconsistent in the shooting department, notoriously bad at crossing and haven't improved in the past couple of years. Only Lennon was an England international (and one who did well!) and has got a fuck load of pace, which would help our team a lot.

Lennon will replace him and he's much better than Milner.

Where's the wow signing, Dave? We want to be wowed!

(to .com) Get the fuck out, I'd rather have Dyer over Milner any day of the week.

Makes sense from his point of view like. A good season and he ends up in a stronger position next year without being committed to a long deal. But what would we get out of it? If he gets another injury we could just let him go for free and not be stuck with the huge wages?

Jonas and/or Zoggy gets injured and oh dear we have no decent subs. Duff is shit, Lua Lua unproven. Milner is shit so what's your point? We'll just play Geremi there instead. We tend to pass and keep the ball better when Geremi's in there anyway. What does Milner actually offer? His shooting is mediocre, his crossing hasn't improved in two years, he's slow as fuck, his set-pieces never get past the first man and he's not direct enough as a winger. Honestly, what are we losing? Nothing, I say. Nothing at all. Even though Geremi doesn't possess the agility (ugh) that Milner has, our team plays better when he's playing for whatever reason, and that's the only thing that counts. M'ON, as good a manager as he is, seems to love British players, and that's why he's paid 12 fucking million for Milner. Remember that two seasons ago, Villa had a bid accepted for 5m!! Has Milner shown anyone in the past two seasons that his value has increased 7m?! This is pure desperation from Villa, but they've got money to spend, so it's a win-win.

We've been quite good at selling players for good money with this new regime. Dyer for 8m, Parker for 7m, Ameobi's loan move, Rozehnal for 3m, Emre for 3.5m. Recouped a lot for some real shit.

Rumoured to be 25% so we get 9m.

12 fucking million for James Milner mackems.gif Fucking motherfucking hell. That's a lot of money Jonas goes to the right, Zoggy gets to start and play in his favourite position and Enrique gets to play. Sorted.

If the tit is right about the Spurs player then it's Lennon and I say go for it. Lennon for Milner, we win.

Effenberg's bio on wiki.

Redondo and Effenberg Jesus, suddenly feeling nostalgic.

Zizou Good to see him again.

The Liverpool group Very tasty. I reckon they're out. For real this time.

Lampard midfielder of the year Get the fuck out. Ronaldo, anyone? Or is he going to get the striker's award? Should have been Cech, Ferdinand, Ronaldo and Torres.