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Shola off, Barton on is what I'd do. Shola's been invisible and fucking up our attacks when the ball somehow gets to him. At least if we have Barton in there, Butt can just roam around and protect the area in front of the back four whilst Barton can help Guthrie in the center. We should also be able to retain more possession which is a must.

Not that fussed. It's not like we're selling him because he's on massive wages or something, is it? He's had one good game for us and we've signed a couple of young gks since then so they must be rated higher than he is. And we've still got Harper and Given here for the next couple of years, at least.

HT. 2-0.

One goal here will bring us right back into it. Shit! So close!

Gotta love Jonas

2-0. Brilliant football, to be fair to Arsenal. Jose's done his hamstring, as well.

Fucking hell, Shola. You're fucking useless.

We've been fucking lethargic so far. Come on, we're better than this.

First time we've been down this season.

Fuck off.

Alright, that's better.

We are playing Arsenal, so it was never going to be us dominating possession.

What the fuck is Butt doing?! Total idiot.

Great save from Shay.

Man, that was close. Nervy start.

Shola Hard not to laugh when you see him on the pitch.

Carlton Cole, 4-1.

Bellamy gets a yellow card for dissent Fake edit: And then scores.

Tuncay, 2-1.

5!

Mayhem at the Reebok. Kim smacks one, hard, onto the bar, bounces on the line and Miller runs to head it in but Jaaskaleinen makes a stunning save.

Just remembered that I transferred out Defoe to put Yakubu in. Gay.

3-0 Pompey. Awesome, classy chip by Defoe, Howard can't reach, it hits the bar and bounces right in front of Crouch who nods it in.

Ouch. I have both Downing and Yakubu in my fantasy team, and what's more, Yakubu's my captain...