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Booing the referee, I think, but I don't mind if people assume that we were booing Pardew.

Hoof

Nearly 2...

The dive by Elliot. :lol:

Fuck this

Anita, De Jong, Cisse looking good. Gosling surprisingly looking competent and fit.

That was a good move, actually. Our best move in months.

Tiote is garbage.

This is such a nothing game.

Januzaj is going to rape us.

So close to giving up the penalty there.

Haidara getting owned by Ashley Young so far. He looks all right in general but positionally all over the place.

Evra is a cunt.

That was a penalty.

Thought Man Utd played well and Bayern were very below par. It was a decent watch but I hope next week is a bit livelier.

Really, Ron? I think Bayern will come out all guns blazing and I don't see how this Man Utd team will survive. They're just so weak at the back, it'll be impossible to hold out.

Kacaniklic

Naismith nearly scored his third.

That can't be more offsides.

Santon is a lazy fuck.

What are the future fees? Seems surprising that it starts off that low when Spurs offered, what, £13m for him?

He was about to plant his left leg which was tripped then thought, like he did all game, 'oh, why not fall down here and appeal for a penalty?' It's a foul by today's standards because there was contact but Ronaldo could have easily kept going if he wanted to.

Any way you put it, Suarez is having one of the best individual seasons in decades. It's pretty damn incredible.

Barca should have been able to keep Guardiola by replacing some of the older players. The team got stale and lost their hunger because they won everything there was to win. When you reach that point, you have to move some players on and bring in new, hungry blood. They couldn't cut the cord with Puyol, Alves et al so it was always going to be difficult for a new manager to motivate the team to play as they did. That's why new defenders are a must in the summer, and it'll be good that Valdés and Puyol leave. The dressing room will have new energy.

The biggest thing that came from that match is that Messi is back to his best and he could win the CL title for Barca this year, even if as a team, Bayern are better. It's so good to see him back playing like this. Football's different when he's injured and playing poorly.