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That kid has two left arms.

Hey, this is my idea, f*** off. You'll be hearing from my lawyers you stealing yank b******! Calm down, i'll crap on your seat too if you like.

Excellent. Let me know when you have a prototype and i'll be happy to have a crap on it.

Would the compartmentt for the batteries be on the inside of the toilet bowl? I'm thinking about putting everything in the seat itself. Maybe a little AAA battery compartment behind a phillips screw on the underside of the seat. Oh so I could attach the seat to my existing toilet? That's a good idea. However the shape of my toilet is a little odd as it is perfectly circular. Will there be a lid in my toilets shape?

Would the compartmentt for the batteries be on the inside of the toilet bowl?

he looks like Robert.

I have to say that I can't see his elbow going in. It looks like his shoulder to me too.

You think that's good? I fucked the Olsen twins before they were famous ...

Believe it or not, I've f***ed her I bet your glad you quoted the right image.

That has come from his own lawyer though. It says the judge not the lawyer. Are things different in france? Sophie Bottai, Ribery’s lawyer, said: ‘My client was called as a witness, but had no other part to play in this matter. The matter stops there.’ Counsel for Govou also deny any wrongdoing. yeah but Judge Yves Dando said he was solely speaking to Ribery and Govou as witnesses

That has come from his own lawyer though. It says the judge not the lawyer. Are things different in france?

That article is typical of todays media. They implicate the two players and then only mention that they are only witnesses in the final sentance.

He's not according to wikipedia.

Ah, now reading that carefully there is no mention of Wenger actually wanting Nolan - only that he needs a combative midfield player and Nolan has done well in the Championship. Still, he would fit in very well with their high tempo, one-touch style of play... No mention of wenger wanting him? Were you expecting direct quotes from Arsene on how Nolans dynamic play would have a positive impact on there success and would be one their main targets this summer?

this is the nolan link http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Arsenal-lining-up-8million-summer-bid-for-Manchester-City-goalkeeper-Joe-Hart-after-his-impressive-loan-spell-at-Birmingham-Exclusive-article395641.html

I met him at 4am in one of the dirtiest bars in reading while he was in a full tux. Very surreal experience and i'm not certain the bird he was with was very impressed.

I'm getting a bit confused about the mistakes that harper seems to be making the past few weeks. They're all too regular now. Last night when he randomly tried to punch the ball and ended up punching directly upwards was utterly ridiculous and totally random.

I thought that Williamson was more solid than him last night. Colo was good but he got us in a bit of trouble once or twice by trying to overplay it. I appreciate a football playing centre back but he does need to realise sometimes you just need to hoof it.

No but it might give them strength of a bear.

I pray to god you actually realise that it's an april fools joke.

The sky commentator even called him the best player in the championship. About time someone realised it.

it reads like she's comparing apartheid to Carroll punching Taylor.

It happened to Southampton (it might be a different club) didn't it? They were given a points deduction but it only ended up applying the next season because they were going to be relegated anyway.

They must be doomed http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8522283.stm

Sharp like a razor, speed to amaze ya, beat you like ali did joe frazier edit: can't get the quoting fixed but you get the point