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Big Mick seemed to be speculating - said he heard it from someone in the ground.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/aug/15/newcastle-mike-ashley-barry-moat This is what the mysterious and obnoxious Louise Taylor looks like. Nowt flash as they say!

Hopefully he can play alongside Taylor.

Shola's first goal of many......

Hope Kazenga gets a go.

That's that then. Not a bad price and another big wage off the bill for an aging player that has never lived up to his potential. We need players in though!

JFK is a joke figure - a greasy haired, excuse-ridden pinocchio incapable of managing in this age. He's obviously completely deluded and doesn't care whether he lives or dies. I don't bear him any animosity - just pity. Ashley however is a different case entirely. It's like he's been programmed by the mackems to fuck us over and judging by the job he's done so far he's succeeding. We need to do something drastic if JFK comes back. I don't know what but we need to let him know he can't fuck us up without getting retribution. Hate the man, really do.

He'd be a massive loss, no doubt.

Shearer was trying to sort out the mess that this idiot (and others) created. The place was mess when Kinnear took over as well. I don't want him either but if Ashley appoints him then you can see why he would. You can't see why he would. Anyone with any knowledge of football (or even sense) wouldn't go near the fucker. As a cheap option and someone (who he'll perceive) as being able to get the fans on side. Don't forget Kinnear tried to instill a siege mentality at this football club that Ashley will want back. I remember everyone on here raving about JFK after THAT rant in the press. Funny how people's opinions change on here. he would have been fine for a couple of weeks as a stop gap. Aye, some press members need to be told they are c***s but not in that fashion to the national press. he has also deluded himself that he had a canny record and has been telling everyone that will listen. Hisd record was piss poor. I agree he's a muppet but I wonder whether the fans will get behind him or not if he's appointed. More apathy than angry but the former is more dangerous.

"We were on a good run of form when I took ill. It looked like staying up was going to be a doddle."- Kinnear, several weeks back. That Liverpool "performance" was one of the worst I have ever seen. Felt really sorry for Shay - probably a decisive factor in why he buggered off.

Mike has lost a lot of money and it's all his own fault, running the club shockingly badly and then gambling on the markets as well (rumours were he lost a fortune betting on foreign exchange, the man is a muppet). If kinnear comes back, thats the final straw, I just have to cut myself off from the club, no idea how I can do it but its that or a bottle of pills. I refuse to call him "Mike". Fat bastard is much more appropriate.

He couldn't lie straight in bed. He said he was on the sick for 4 months just last week.

Money, Ego. God knows.

Does JFK not value his life? We nearly killed him last time and he may not be so lucky again. Insane.

Happy with this. 4 or 5 more please!

Magpies belatedly move into market Aug 14 2009 by Stuart Rayner, The Journal CHRIS Hughton is preparing a wish list of players after hinting Newcastle United could finally join the market to sign players next week. Speaking before news emerged of a £4m bid for Damien Duff, thought to be from Fulham, Hughton stated United need “two or three” additions and he is getting ready to name names to the board. At present the interim manager’s job description does not extend to transfers but with the deadline for signings fast approaching, he is preparing for that to change. After a summer in which they have been the only league club in England not to add to their thinning squad, the Magpies are slowly beginning to be linked with players. While Hughton says no moves have been made for the likes of Erik Huseklepp and Tommy Smith, that could soon change. “The position I’m in at the moment hasn’t changed so much since pre-season,” Hughton admitted. “The nearer we get to the window it will probably become more and more difficult. At this moment, my remit and all my thoughts and efforts have been going very much into training this group of lads and preparing them for games. “Some of the issues that might arise over the next few weeks haven’t arisen. But I appreciate that the nearer we get to the window, it will get more difficult.” The transfer window closes on September 1, after which clubs are not allowed to buy players until the new year. Football League sides are, however, allowed loan signings during certain specified periods in between. Since the end of last season Michael Owen, Mark Viduka, David Edgar, Claudio Caçapa, Peter Lovenkrands, Ignacio González, Mark Donninger, Obafemi Martins, Sebastién Bassong and Habib Beye have all left. Burnley and Wolverhampton Wanderers were linked with Duff earlier in the summer, but both denied the speculation at the time. The last player to join Newcastle was Ryan Taylor from Wigan Athletic on February 2. Hughton senses discussions about new signings will not be delayed much longer. “We’ve lost three players (Martins, Bassong and Beye) since the start of pre-season,” he pointed out. “If I look at the squad we’ve got at the moment, providing we don’t have too many injuries, I’d think we need the additions of two or three to the squad. But that’s keeping all the players we’ve got. At this present moment, we’ve got a squad I think is a very capable squad. “There’s no doubt if we were to lose players, it would certainly get more difficult and being where we are and what we want to achieve this season, replacements would have to be brought in. I’ve not had a conversation about that yet. All the efforts from the club have been into selling the club and taking it the next step forward. But I certainly do anticipate that possibly, maybe as soon as after this weekend, some talks will have to take place about if any players were to go, the situation that would leave us in.” Hughton is pleased he has so far been able to concentrate on doing what he does best this pre-season, working on the training field. But he is preparing for the day managing director Derek Llambias asks who he would like to sign. “I think you have to,” he said. “You have to prepare yourself but at this moment (yesterday afternoon) I expect us to have the same squad tomorrow. If that was to change, of course the club has got to make decisions on what it would like to do about replacements.” Martins has described his move to VfL Wolfsburg as an opportunity to resurrect his career. “This is a great chance for me to get my career back on track,” he said. “Newcastle United will forever stay in my heart. I gave my all to the club and the fans know that, unfortunately things went awry on and off the pitch.”

I wouldn't want him anywhere near the club but I did hear the interview and he sounded genuinely gutted...was really bigging up the club and everything about it. Makes a change from sour faced bastards like Mark Lawrenson always looking to stick the knife in. Help?

Help?! I wouldn't want him anywhere near the club but I did hear the interview and he sounded genuinely gutted...was really bigging up the club and everything about it. Makes a change from sour faced bastards like Mark Lawrenson always looking to stick the knife in.

If we can get shot of Butt, Geremi and the 2 Argies we'll be doing well. Too many outgoings though - we desperately need some new players ASAP.

He'll need an army of bodyguards. It will ruin what atmosphere there will be too.

Selling Jonas, Sideshow and the cockney c*** S Taylor would be a good thing as all three are utter rubbish and would struggle in League 1 Too harsh on Taylor. He's not good enough for League 1? Do you really mean that?

Louise Taylor would never work for the Chronicle! Maybe the Sunderland Echo or Disgruntledbitchthathatesthetoon Times.

So fucking depressing! And Oliver's puns are so cringeworthy.

Family Fortunes presenter What's his name again? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DJbZCS6PGQ&feature=related Have it on DVD. Very funny indeed.