s***
Free
Hasbeen from the 90s (even if he was a player then)
Cockney (with added Spurs connections ftw)
Nailed on.
Chuck in Sir Les to lessen the blow too. The Spurs connection and lack of compensation make it believable.
Tim Sherwood - I guess he would be free:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2608967/Tim-Sherwood-mix-Newcastle-job-Alan-Pardew-leaves-summer.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
They know Ba would appease the supporters and lessen the disappointment of Remy going. On a free a no brainer but I think he will go where the money is which isn't us.
Demba on a free!:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2608585/THE-FOOTBALL-GRAPEVINE-Man-United-line-50m-Edinson-Cavani-Robin-van-Persies-replacement.html
For those not depressed enough:
http://www.insidefutbol.com/2014/04/19/this-is-why-i-swapped-newcastle-for-psg-yohan-cabaye-delights-in-coupe-de-la-ligue-win/136797/