SteveMc

I'm not sure how a duvet cover with one arm is equipped to perform at right back for us

He'll have been easing off with small squad and Europa in mind. It think he admits he fucked that up

And yet Pardew has acknowledged that last year it was too easy - employing Downey throughout the season and implementing the toughest pre-season ever. Seems Jonas is on to sommat

' Shola's brother'

Do if Cisse fooks off

Jogging - can you imagine the dog's abuse the fucker would get if trotting round NE1

Erding again man

Go?

Same source by the looks

Doubt Bacardi Sagna would move here tbh. Ahh very good

Need some new rummers

Love how cpfc now advertising for a player liaison office on twitter.

The drug of the nation?

Looks class blurry tbf. Genuinely thought that bloke's heed was a hedgehog as I scrolled up

Mike man

I love that about him mind

Loan? How strange

We've some very decent players and so with good prep and few injuries we'd be well placed for a decent season. Don't let any of that dull your depression though.

If Vuckic is taking them from half way that is at least an improvement on the keeper taking them!

Where's that From nobby

Barren Dent

Just booked train tickets for West Ham - moderately excited

Sure it said in the morning Ronnie this week that he was back the start of next week

Granted - and then got sent off at QPR With a bad decision, hardly his fault like. By the way i'm not sticking up for him, just in that instance. He is far from being good enough at all. Rather like his manager, league one is his level. He made a bad decision too imo. Gave the ref one to make. Might be misremembering mind as I was watching through me fingers by that time...

Nicko