SteveMc

Born offside like. But for every 3 or 4 offsides he'll break the trap and get a run on goal.

I thought Simpson was mint second half

Top performance in every respect.

Very good performance. And looked to have a touch more stamina today. Good on him.

Cisse is his player. Much the way Obertan was his player. Ben Arfa was, is and ever will be Hughton's player. Pards signed him?

Wasn't Mimi after tickets for this?

He must have missed their convincing defeat away at Bolton 14 short days ago

Heavily incentivised contract

From the microscopic analysis of that dive I've also noticed he has quite a fat arse.

This thisedy this

I think we might offer him 70 grand a week

Or you could go for 'mix'. No use to anyone

Probably ours

get it put up for us none twitterers. I don't think... Not sure how and think could lead to bannage

Pards talks of the danger of committing too many forward against Villa's pace in his most recent interviews. I think he may start with obertan

Posting some crazy shit on TWitter

Can't beat not knowing the scores. MOTD (eek hate that acronym) is justa way of reviewing incidents that have beeen discussed ad infinitum on phone ins these days

Don't reckon you do

More than once I had to phone those wretched premium rate phone numbers to find out how we'd got on. It was shit and expensive, but i miss it...

Having to buy the paper to see transfer news

And trhe scores were genuinenly a surprise. We've got it too easy these days

I'd play him pretty much every week tbh. With the Demba's and Tiote back he'll look great

Probably already mentioned but the new BBC website layout is an abomination

Get arrested these days for hanging your scraves out of the window