LionOfGosforth

In an attacking sense we've settled a bit and look dangerous but there's no way we're only conceding 1 like

25 minutes in and it should be about 1-4

Bruce's face is a special shade of purple tonight

how the fuck did he save that?

Even for us, we look particularly bad

Great stuff

Ritchie booked already for a stupid foul, standard

And get a free ride from the mainstream media, impossible job etc with a nice payoff and another cushy job 6 months later after some rest. Hard life these PFMs

This catastrophic in every way cunt is gonna hang around until the damage is irreparable isn't he? but aye, lifelong fan etc

Wonder if we'll see Saul again anytime soon, he was hopeless in the first half

Mendy piling around his six yard box like a latter day Sepp Maier

Mendy with another brilliant save, Villa could be 3-1 up

Love how players from big 6 wanker teams referee games, Havertz just decided that was a free kick and lay on top of the ball, forcing the weak wanker ref to give him what he wanted.

A club we were miles and miles ahead of 4 years ago, are now miles and miles ahead of us. Well coached, well run with sensible recruitment and here they are taking the game to Chelsea in their own backyard, not showing any fear or inferiority whatsoever. Fuck Ashley, fuck Bruce, fuck the lot.

Villa all over Chelsea for about 10 minutes straight

Even in a game not involving him, they have to mention Ronaldo, "anything Ronaldo can do!", Christ. Commentators make me want to puke.

Wonder if Froggy feels we've had a go yet

I hate this version of NUFC but my God, i'd love a spawny late equalizer to spoil the Ronnie wankfest

I know we get accused of being deluded but have we had a noteworthy attack yet?

Our owner is the biggest idiot in the entire world.

These games generally go one of two ways, an absolute howking or a "brave" defeat. Not sure there's much doubt which way this one will go, i'd be surprised if we limit them to 6.

I'm sure he's plotting a spectacular strategic and tactical response to 1 point from 3 games and a cup exit, rather than just lolling around like a beached fucking whale without a care in the world.

They're just ungrateful, thick cunts basically. Everton haven't done anything of note since 1995 and haven't been a factor in the league since 1987 and they're moaning about having Rafa Benitez as their manager and signing proven players. Nah, no good, would rather have Ancelotti, flail around in mid table spending fortunes on utter shite. Talk about deluded, this lot are the biggest bunch of whinging, entitled twats in the entire league.

Good to see Terry Mac

Fucking Henderson deserves a slap for creating that secondary melee like, what a tit