LionOfGosforth

He has played a senior game for his club What, one game like? Fucking tough business getting an international cap these days

He gets subbed on. Shit, forgot all about the mechanics of entering a game. Why is he even in the squad? Just because there was some transfer fuss a while back and he plays for Cunts FC?

How does someone who's not even played for his club in a senior game, come on for England in a qualifier?

Ritchie is great.

For once, we score right on half time instead of conceding

Spot on. You forgot to mention he has all the creative talent of a cluster of colour blind hedgehogs...in a bag. But that assist to Rondón was straight out of the National Portrait Gallery. Like something by the Colourblind Hedgehog Workshop of Siena. That's very true and an excellent call, but i'm not sure he has the talent for disguise to get into a polar bear's only golf club by wearing dark glasses like many other support strikers in the Premier League can. Get rid. Probably shot his delicious plump-breasted pigeon an all, Speckled Jim, good Patriot name that

Spot on. You forgot to mention he has all the creative talent of a cluster of colour blind hedgehogs...in a bag. But that assist to Rondón was straight out of the National Portrait Gallery. Like something by the Colourblind Hedgehog Workshop of Siena. That's very true and an excellent call, but i'm not sure he has the talent for disguise to get into a polar bear's only golf club by wearing dark glasses like many other support strikers in the Premier League can. Get rid.

Spot on. You forgot to mention he has all the creative talent of a cluster of colour blind hedgehogs...in a bag.

Aye, but <b>Whickham</b> only pay about 20 quid a game, what do you expect ? At least they've got their FA Vase final to look forward to I knew they'd fallen down the leagues but didn't know it had got that bad like

If you go 27 pens back for us you'll see fucking Milburn on the scoresheet. Hughie Gallacher more like

The Roma coach looks like Leland Orser with a tan.

Mctominay must have gotten his ACL forcibly removed after all that rolling around. Oh, he's up again 20 seconds later.

Letting our hair down.

penalty to man utd

3-2 Man Utd Lukaku

Why should they? Hate this overreaction to everyteam around us scoring. Well deserved to be level, they're trying to win it too, wouldn't surprise me if they do.

Man Utd 2 Southampton 1 Lukaku

In a totally different era, Liverpool had a fair few teams in the 80s that were unbelievable to watch and stand out to me as it was when I first started watching the game. Particularly in that era of muddy, heavy pitches and predominantly long-ball, they had some brilliant teams around 78-84. Best I saw though was probably 87/88, slightly biased as Beardsley was a big part of that team. Watched them first-hand beat the toon 4-1 at St James and 4-0 at Anfield. Think they only lost 2 games that season.

Kane's a cunt like. Gets away with all sorts. At it again in the Chelsea game, knowing he can get away with owt he likes, fucking gammon berk.

Love how the media and their fans said they were going to breeze into the Top 10 in the first season up. And show us what great football looks like Ended up being one of the most pathetic teams to ever be promoted Imagine if Eddie Howe managed them man.

Nah, lack of first team football. He’s class. He's better than he tends to show in his 1 out of every 6 game appearances but that's your own fault when you sign for a shithouse club like them, he had to know he wouldn't start weekly and took the payday, tough s***. I’m not sure he’s the one complaining though.... Correct, not publicly at any rate. Just another talented player who didn't care about playing weekly. He's started far more than 1 in 6. Also of its the choice of Leicester under puel or guardiola at city, obvious which one sensible person chooses. what is it then? 1 in 4? whatever the case, he can sign for who he likes, he's just like many others who care about wage packet, profile and lifestyle above all else. His prerogative, it's the way the game has gone and I think it's much worse in general for it, not that he'll give a f*** collecting his 150k a week. Zackly.

Nah, lack of first team football. He’s class. He's better than he tends to show in his 1 out of every 6 game appearances but that's your own fault when you sign for a shithouse club like them, he had to know he wouldn't start weekly and took the payday, tough s***. I’m not sure he’s the one complaining though.... Correct, not publicly at any rate. Just another talented player who didn't care about playing weekly. He's started far more than 1 in 6. Also of its the choice of Leicester under puel or guardiola at city, obvious which one sensible person chooses. what is it then? 1 in 4? whatever the case, he can sign for who he likes, he's just like many others who care about wage packet, profile and lifestyle above all else. His prerogative, it's the way the game has gone and I think it's much worse in general for it, not that he'll give a fuck collecting his 150k a week.

Which I personally agreed with FWIW. I just made a random slightly-related different point coz I'm fucking sick of the modern game in general

Nah, lack of first team football. He’s class. He's better than he tends to show in his 1 out of every 6 game appearances but that's your own fault when you sign for a shithouse club like them, he had to know he wouldn't start weekly and took the payday, tough shit. I’m not sure he’s the one complaining though.... Correct, not publicly at any rate. Just another talented player who didn't care about playing weekly in this money-dominated, bastardized shell of what the game used to be.

Nah, lack of first team football. He’s class. He's better than he tends to show in his 1 out of every 6 game appearances but that's your own fault when you sign for a shithouse club like them, he had to know he wouldn't start weekly and took the payday, tough shit.