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Probably a pen but Gyokeres acted like he was hit by a double decker the tart

Just what Arteta loves, a minor bump in the box and subsequently 3 minutes to take a fucking corner

For the sheer drama and what was on the line, if not the actual level of quality in the football, the 89 title decider would probably be the most dramatic domestic game i've watched live. Wouldn't match that France Argies game or this for quality but just the way it ended, miraculous. Better than Man City in 12'.

Closer

Laimer just did the "ha ha" point at Hakimi

Nothing like this tbf, and nowhere near this level either. Just like QPR 5 Newcastle 5 wasn't. All great games though

Always liked Benedict Howedes. Not sure if he was a clogger though, just liked his name

Thinking I might just tune in for the second leg

Not seen owt like this in my lifetime like, not at this level anyway.

Predicting 8-7 on aggregate might have been too conservative

What a shame, would have had all the respect in the world for the ref if he took a couple of peeks at that nonsense and waved it away like the bollocks it was. What a shame.

He moved his arm about 6 inches, very harsh

This might finish 8-7 on aggregate

My goodness, the wingers on show here are magnificent

Love how Kvara holds players off, he's strong as an ox like

whether it's a pass or finish, Kvara is a killer man

Same, can't shake the feeling we'll concede early, equalize but concede late yet again. 1-2 with Welbeck scoring in injury time. Need a result, anything but a defeat, to build on.

Wilsooooooooooooooooooooooooon!!

Been coming Wham are shit

West Ham 1 Everton 1

Wish Tarkowski would piss off the jug-eared twat, in the refs ear every 5 seconds

West Ham all over the place, Everton hit the bar. Doubt this finishes 1-0 like

West Ham score Soucek

You're a Bournemouth fan?

Chelsea's worst run (lost 5 on the bounce without scoring) since 1912. Rosenior obviously a dreadful appointment but they're gutless turds that lot.