Unbelievable

I'm fairly certain he would have preferred to hold on to the stadium naming rights like.

Protesting works?

Wat?

To be honest I don't think he's been better or worse this season than is his sparse cameos last season. He will never be a world beater, but he's a decent squad member to have at this level, preferably to be used as in impact sub.

It's basically paying to watch softcore aerobics porn tbh. The exclusivity of that price buys some lookers. All spandex, flat tummies and fake titties everywhere. And that's just the guys.

f***ing hell that's cheap There's his first customer then.

Glad not just me then. Lived in Newcastle for 2 years without too much problems understanding the locale, but didn't understand a word from that

Debuchy took some time to settle in, didn't he?

You're looking for the credit to Pardew but no blame club. It's two doors down, just look for the saliva covered windows. Absolutely not, he's not perfect by any means, but he's also not as bad as some people like to make out. I'm always interested to know who people think would come to the club, work within the same constraints and make a better job than Pardew has done. Tuchel, De Boer, Jemez, Moyes, Koeman (would have) take your pick from any number of coaches working under far harsher financial restrictions than poor Alan. Prob wouldn't almost relegate us. Also he is as much part of the "constraints" as Ashley is. so yeah total fallacy Where do you get the idea that Tuchel/De Boer would manage Newcastle? One is a manager of Ajax, the other is a manager that can take their pick of clubs far superior to a Sports Direct advertising franchise. These people do their research before just casually signing up for a job. Another thing that I wonder of, is that you accuse Pardew of being a Mike Ashley puppet, which I agree with, but if Pardiola gets canned, surely Ashley is just going to employ another puppet/mouthpiece? Why would Ashley want someone who will come into the club and try to succeed? All he wants is you lot in the PL drifting from 8th to 17th to advertise his tat. From what I can see, Pardew is the lump, but Ashley is the tumour, and no sqwarking about who the manager is will ever change that, and I say this as a lurker who supports a true mickey mouse football club that plays non-league. We've signed two of Ajax's better players of the last few years, including their captain, why wouldn't we be able to sign their manager? A man who has made comments about how much he respects NUFC? If them 2 are 2 of their better players I'd hate to see their poor ones. So you've made a judgement on De Jong after 1 game in he clearly wasn't fit? Not just 1 game. Did he make it to the World Cup in Brazil?

The last thing we need is a(nother) left winger imo. Right wing is a different matter altogether providing Ben Arfa is not coming back, which looks likely unfortunately.

Should have hired Poch's translator.

Fazio is hilariously bad

Oh wow, that challenge

What a hit

Fazio

Dat defending

Definitely. Wasn't even on target. Horrible finish.

Lloris should keep that out surely?

Love a bit of Gylfi

Told yous this lad was class

Ayoze

Dummett has been superb at centre back to be fair to him.

What a let off

Janmaat

WTF Krul