Unbelievable

Much improved second half. Credit where credit is due. Well done team and Pardew.

Kane FFS

WTF?

Should have scored

Holy shit!

Close Eriksen

I have Dier, Kaboul and Lloris in my FF team. FFS Sammy

Sammy

Fantastic goal Sammy

Juande Ramos too

Foreigners do. Foreign managers get criticised plenty by English pundits too.

Sissoko running into five defenders

Dat defending

Did I just see Krul hold on to the ball for 30 seconds to wait for Taylor to come back into position, letting them get back into position as well? Safety first, huh lads?

Catastrophic

Pen tbh

Southampton are playing some lovely football. Not really Koemanesque at all I would say.

These might well be worse than us

Oh my fucking God

Brown

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-boss-alan-pardew-7999016

You what mate I'd have thought it was fairly self explanatory. Ryan Taylor, yeah? The mediocre full back whose leg fell off, well in my opinion I believe we'd be better off playing him than Obertan. And by better off I don't mean good, I mean less s***. You what mate

Just bench him then. We'll all play him

What's the fat cunt up to now then?