Unbelievable

I have De Gea and Van Persie So do I. They're not playing? What the flying f***!?

Harry Kane

Yossi gets 5 minutes to add some quality to this borefest..

Will be interesting to see what Maiga can do in the Premiership.

He was injured. Probably still is. Played the full 90 mins v Spurs reserves on 18th August and was on the pitch at half time with the rest of the development squad kicking a ball about v Atromitos at home. Don't think hes injured. About a week ago (night before the home leg) he tweeted about football being unfair sometimes, then deleted it. That's all I'm going off tbh.

Rode his luck a few times, but kept a clean sheet. 3 points in the bag. Not a bad day at the office Tim.

2-0 Narsingh Bergkampesque little chip..

Oh shit..

Van Persie just prevented a Robben goal by practically clearing it off the line.. As I type this Turkey should have equalised.. Header from 6 yards out over the bar..

Played for Oregon State university in the late sixties apparently (second hit when googling for his name + football).. Edit: or Stony Brook Seawolves..

Good save Tim!

Nothing on the first page on google when I look up that name suggests this is a footballer's name.. Know more about him?

Van Rhijn (1 cap) replaces Janmaat (0 caps before today) and Leroy Fer (1 cap) is coming on for Clasy (0 caps before today). We're bringing on the experienced guys now to get the win over the line.. Edit: Vlaar (9) replaces Heitinga (80). If it wasn't for Robben, Van Persie and Sneijder this team would have less than 20 caps between them..

Krul looking shaky.. Completely misjudged a high ball coming in from a free kick, allowing a header to reach it in front of him.. Howay Tim!

There you go

Arda Turan should have scored to make it 1-1 after a huge mistake by Willems.. Flashes wide..

Yes! Van Persie 1-0

Almost conceded an own goal..

Jealous as f***.

Wow, Van Gaal has some balls. Besides Krul (3 caps) there are starts for Clasie (debut), Janmaat (debut), Martins Indi (1 cap), Willems (6 caps), Narsingh (3 caps) and Strootman (11 caps).

I transfered Cisse out. 9,5 mill and not a lot of return so far.. To make matters worse I went for Fletcher instead as a budget option

All out attack it is then..

Played my wildcard, as my initial picks weren't working at all. I'm back baby!

Source: http://www.vi.nl/nieuws/227424/Van-Gaal-zet-mes-in-Oranje-Clasie-en-Janmaat-in-basis.htm and http://www.nu.nl/sport/2903456/van-gaal-passeert-stekelenburg-en-huntelaar.html

New Holland number 1 according to Dutch media.