Nate

They definitely didn't say that. Fangs but no fangs.

That would have been one hell of a goal had Eriksen passed it to Davies. Still great.

You can see Hayden's lost a touch of confidence, he's somewhat of a passenger in this form. I'd bring Shelvey on sooner rather than later.

Roberto Mbemba.

Like seeing your parents pissed for the first time.

Clark is our best-performing defender so shouldn't be moved. Gamez doesn't look a liability so play him until he proves otherwise/Mbemba returns. I'd like Shelvey back in the team for a home game against difficult-to-beat opposition. You can make a reasonable case for that being at either Hayden's or Perez's expense.

Mike Phelan's take on social media. Beyond parody now.

Fucking hell. So many quotes.

Good question. Probably the same reason Ashley & Co think they can get away with it. There are six Premier League clubs with a lower net spend than us. If Rafa stays there will be six clubs with shorter odds for relegation than us.

Can't play a forward line with no pace against top sides. Everton fans on here flagged it up a few weeks ago.

Aye, whisper it quietly but Merino might be a bit special. Atsu having another good game. Showing so much confidence in this league.

Doubt they've got the defence to win the league but they're going to be great to watch again this year.

Think so. Likewise Huddersfield at 11/4 Elsewhere: Watford, Cardiff & Blackpool at 8/1

Should Ipswich be 5/2 to beat Fulham at home? Hosts have a perfect record, visitors yet to win.

Amazing Atsu the only real bright spark from that half. We look nervous.

Batshuayi & Sandro Ramirez AGS @ 5/1

What are we getting on for this in-play then?

In.

'I don't go cold calling, trying to sell people clothes pegs and dusters. I do sell dusters, but that's about five percent of what, you know, we do.'

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/powerplay/enhanced-special?ev_oc_grp_ids=239489 £20 max.

For reference: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/premier-league-net-spend-how-8745765 According to that, only 5 of the 20 Premier League clubs had a net spend greater than £35M during the last summer transfer window.

The reception he got at the end there. Spine-tingling.