Nate

Feels like there's been an improvement in our attacking play - 12 attempts on goal. It'll come.

Getting the hair-dryer from Ritchie.

Joselu not making decent contact with a shot. Not like him.

Lascelles needs to sort these corners out. Complete waste again.

Another wonderful effort from Ritchie. Rebound should have counted.

Great play from Gayle.

Atsu Good start.

Howay the lads!

A wave of optimism has rolled over me. Think we'll batter them.

5 Live reporter describing us as a bottom half side and a good place for Bournemouth to turn their form around.

As if we've just realised they've got Julian Speroni in goal..

Aye.

Ref appeared to decide that was a red then spent a few minutes talking himself out of it. Looked very flustered.

Forum bet klaxon. The horse will be lucky to survive the race.

It's drifted to 45/1 on the exchange overnight FWIW.

They definitely didn't say that. Fangs but no fangs.

That would have been one hell of a goal had Eriksen passed it to Davies. Still great.

You can see Hayden's lost a touch of confidence, he's somewhat of a passenger in this form. I'd bring Shelvey on sooner rather than later.

Roberto Mbemba.

Like seeing your parents pissed for the first time.

Clark is our best-performing defender so shouldn't be moved. Gamez doesn't look a liability so play him until he proves otherwise/Mbemba returns. I'd like Shelvey back in the team for a home game against difficult-to-beat opposition. You can make a reasonable case for that being at either Hayden's or Perez's expense.

Mike Phelan's take on social media. Beyond parody now.

Fucking hell. So many quotes.

Good question. Probably the same reason Ashley & Co think they can get away with it. There are six Premier League clubs with a lower net spend than us. If Rafa stays there will be six clubs with shorter odds for relegation than us.

Can't play a forward line with no pace against top sides. Everton fans on here flagged it up a few weeks ago.