The Bonk

Hahaha....this guy, man. Good for him.

I love it, we're quite relevant again, are near the top of the table and are going to shake up the status quo. These are all the same assholes that wanted to run a 'Super League' to rake in more money. THEY CAN ALL GET TO FUCK.

Now compare how Beale's handled himself to Gerrard recently. Class act is Beale.

She'd lost the dressing room with her lack of tactics and formational u-turns. Shame.

Think it will serve him better in the long run if he's able to get QPR promoted over a mid table finish with Wolves. I'd imagine turning Wolves down is a statement of intent.

Yeah, definitely an advantage.

Winning 19 games at Southampton was lucky? The Hoss has a better squad than Poch did and he’s taken some absolute pastings as manager. He will absolutely have Villa top 10 if they manage to get him. Especially given a transfer window and some of their key players like Digne back.

He got Southampton 68pts before going to Spurs. There's enough talent at Villa to get them up the table.

Goodbye QPR promotion. I'd want stupid money to release him if I'm them. I like Carrick and wish him well.

That was probably his best half of football this season.

Eze now Palace's best player? Zaha hasn't been as impactful this season.

Young was a serial offender and of course, most of them were just as bad. Diving head first doesn't make it any less ridiculous.

Aye, plus they want 10mil a season for the honour.

Aye, no drinking exhaust fumes from the garden hose. I like the Froggers!

He did mention drinking in his garage while watching the match.

How confident? Ashley Young has entered the chat: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2012/apr/20/alex-ferguson-has-word-ashley-young How old are you, @Froggy?

I think that's great. I enjoy your retorts, they're pretty good 79% of the time.

Wonder what Forest are paying him to be ineffective? Half eaten bacon sarnie and bus fare? Also, Forest is sponsor-less STILL because the owner wants 10mill per season. Imagine sending Charners to negotiate that fee.

The only thing more difficult than missing shots like those is heading the ball off the crossbar, then heading the immediate rebound off the left post.

Thank you for my confirmation bias, @RodneyCisse!

He'll get around 6 goals in the league and be one of our top 5 influential players of the season. Expectations are obviously heightened around here.

You're a good man and great dad for taking the bairn, @SEMTEX. Even if he remembers fuck all. (I did b2b Skyzone birthday's this weekend, so I feel 1 tenth of your suffering, mate)

I liked the scruff carrying his takeaway and union flag back to the picket line. I haven't been to Sunderland in 30 years, but I can tell nothing's fucking changed from that video.

Could be a stroke of genius if Carrick does the complete opposite of what Alex Bruce suggests to him.