The Bonk

Fucking hell, horrific player (Fredericks), the mic's picked up the leg chop FFS.

How was that not a foul on Fredericks? WTF? or was it given? I don't remember.

Tell your friend that they should put the telly to the channel immediately before the one that shows smut. The remove the aerial from the back of the telly. Flick up to smut channel, then down to pre-smut channel 5 times and then leave on smut channel, then re-insert aerial and smut will appear for free. It worked in loads of hotels but it's from 20 years ago so tech might have changed since then. I'll pass it on.... I try to avoid that kind of thing in hotels myself now from the time I was in Hong Kong and the missus went in the shower. Thought I would make the most of the free time by having a sneaky blast through the filth channels....unbeknown to me at the time, the shower had a speaker in it, linked through from the TV. :lol: :lol:. This didn't get enough love. Rafalove[/member] curious as to what the outcome here was? Heightened passion or grave disappointment? She called me through and took the piss when I heard. Couldn't concentrate after that with hearing all the laughing so switched it off. Nothing worse than a special personal moment being ripped away from you. That she had the audacity is grounds for relationship termination, mate.

Tell your friend that they should put the telly to the channel immediately before the one that shows smut. The remove the aerial from the back of the telly. Flick up to smut channel, then down to pre-smut channel 5 times and then leave on smut channel, then re-insert aerial and smut will appear for free. It worked in loads of hotels but it's from 20 years ago so tech might have changed since then. I'll pass it on.... I try to avoid that kind of thing in hotels myself now from the time I was in Hong Kong and the missus went in the shower. Thought I would make the most of the free time by having a sneaky blast through the filth channels....unbeknown to me at the time, the shower had a speaker in it, linked through from the TV. :lol: :lol:. This didn't get enough love. curious as to what the outcome here was? Heightened passion or grave disappointment?

Feel like this, PSG incidents, people are losing their collective shit.

He’s trained with them for a week ffs. Unless this is a piss take post. Has to be, he's been decent for his first game.

Yikes, bad deflection, been all Chelsea since Brighton scored.

Ooooof, that was some swerve and strike.

Think Brighton will give us trouble based off this showing. Don't think Chelsea have looked anything special early on here, given all the media hype with their new signings.

Arrizabalaga should be nowhere near a team hoping to win a title. Getting raked over the coals for flapping at a cross.

Actually like the Brighton kit, looks sharp with pin strip and collar.

Remind me of Stoke during their spell up here, minus the Rory Delap long thrown ins and Peter Crouch nicking the odd goal in the box.

Sheffield have started the 2nd half much better. Hit the post, but Wolves seem to have taken their foot off the gas being 2 goals up.

Reminds me a bit of Dennis Wise actually. They both hate us too. 100% Parker won’t see out the season. His idea of ‘possession football’ is to get the back line to pass it between them for 70 minutes. Don't forget the 360 spin moves in hopes of dishing the ball off to someone more capable, then playing a 15yarder inevitably back to your centre half.

We were definitely deserving of the win, two shaky moments first half, but had the better run of the play for the most part and West Ham were never threatening the last 30min.

Now that I've noticed, it is odd.

Caught Southampton on the break after some horrible passing just over the halfway line and everyone defending were zoned in on the ball, leaving Zaha (possibly the most dangerous player on the pitch) wide open.

Think we'll finish 15th or 16th.

The last was something special, what a ball played that was.

That second half was horrific, worst football I've seen since we last graced a pitch.

some people love a layer of drama

:lol:

3 in a row, FTM!

Thought Bowen had been decent enough too.

He and Miggy have been a class above the rest.