The Bonk

Cause they're s*** and are playing over their heads? On the other hand, I couldn't have told you much about Reading before this season.

No, he's a class player. However, he couldn't last the pace of the season. His legs are falling off, he'll go to Qatar or somewhere like that. PS: Isaksson Richards Dunne Distin Ball SWP Mavuba Muntari Pedersen Kaka Samaras Where's Barton slide into that? He'll be on the bench. For Wormwood Scrubs FC. Set you up perfect for that one, mate.

No, he's a class player. However, he couldn't last the pace of the season. His legs are falling off, he'll go to Qatar or somewhere like that. PS: Isaksson Richards Dunne Distin Ball SWP Mavuba Muntari Pedersen Kaka Samaras Where's Barton slide into that?

Mind boggling to say the least.

Baines - Wigan left back Barnes - Derby midfielder Awesome.

Ahaha... I thought Ol Niall's Disco Pants had sparkles???

You think? That would be the reason he wrote that, turnip tit's.

the bank? He'll get a loan or what? Overdraft facility? Nah cashpoint. He could flash his baps on Barrack Road while Bruce holds the bucket out to the motorists. Whip the money up in no time Ahahaha....

There's nee stink without s**** mate. There is a bit of a difference between being "linked with a takeover" and having a foriegn billionaire tour the ground and training facilities in his Helicopter on the day you do away with your manager... And I'm not sure how many of these "top" managers turned us down. Reading that it doesn't seem we've approached any of them, they're just distancing themselves from the speculation. However, not sure what to make of this little bit: Ranieri is still the absolute red-hot favourite everywhere, 3 alleged sightings on monday. I hope he's either lying to keep Parma sweet, or he means that City haven't contacted him but Shinawatra has. Cos he's definetly the man I want. Class post as always, mate. I'd fuckin' love to see Citeh on the up and putting doubt in those red shirted cunts on the other side of town.

I did this one for some lads on a seperate forum: http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b228/Geordiebootboy/Sigsforthelads/Picture5.png More than welcome to it round here if we can find that Prem Font. Wasn't the last Type Futura Regular?

Could be that he's worried about losing the rest of his hair by the age of 25. Decided not to do any sudden movements to shake unstable hairs out.

I'd play out my contract with honor, I'd like to think. I'd want to be a hero in the Toon, though. I don't think he cares one bit, which is okay for him. Pisses me off a touch.

What do you think of that, Stevie? No comment. Pussy. Probably sick at the thought that people who werent born in the centre circle of SJP can dare support Newcastle Wonder what his stance on people born Tyneside but left at a young age and were raised elsewhere? ie, Me'self. We all piss and s**** the same and we all love the toon, that's all that matters. That's better than nee comment, mate.

Top 10 finish, 6pts from Spurs, the Scum and I'll be over the fucking Universe. (Skipped the moon altogether) I'd be even willing to settle with top 10 and just points from the aforementioned. Well, at least one win from those four games.

The atmosphere is incredible, great park, awesome time. I have no doubt we'll be the best supported club in the MLS. PM me your email and let me know when you're coming. nothing concrete yet, just an idea. I need to check with a few other people, see if they're up for it. If it pan's out, lemme know, mate. Us Douglas' need to stick together.

Fortunately, I live in Toronto and thus, can't read the papers. I'm just going on instinct and what Owen has done in the past. Mate, I would love it if Owen became a Toon Legend, but I just don't think he cares. I like to root for heroes and at the moment, we don't have any. Not sure any other clubs do either.

What do you think of that, Stevie? No comment. Pussy. Probably sick at the thought that people who werent born in the centre circle of SJP can dare support Newcastle Wonder what his stance on people born Tyneside but left at a young age and were raised elsewhere? ie, Me'self.

Which is shit and why I hate when players put on this "honourable" schtick that fans are supposed to buy. Which is why Shearer is a legend in my eyes. Said it and did it, regardless of what anyone says.

Is Owen bigger than Newcastle United? Sorry? Simple question, do you think Owen is bigger than the Toon (Club)? No-one is, why do you ask? No personal attacks, just was wondering what peoples perception of him was locally. It pains me to say, but I believe he thinks he is. I wish he thought differently, though.

The atmosphere is incredible, great park, awesome time. I have no doubt we'll be the best supported club in the MLS. PM me your email and let me know when you're coming.

SaskaTOON, right, mate? I'll be flying over-head on friday to Vancouver. Shall I ask the captain to drop some rations from the plane? How's the water supply? Keep me informed, I'll need to know what to stock up on to keep you alive till the snow is gone in June.

James Douglas, of Ithaca, NY? that would be me. I am your brother, Andrew Douglas. haha yes, I remember. You should come to Toronto for the FIFA World Youth Cup, mate. Should be a good time.

Is Owen bigger than Newcastle United? Sorry? Simple question, do you think Owen is bigger than the Toon (Club)?

Is Owen bigger than Newcastle United? definitly not if we measure height. Oh snap! What if he stood on Crouch's shoulders? Honestly, though, do most on here think he's bigger than the club?

What do you think of that, Stevie? No comment. Pussy.