The Bonk

and is the only reason I hope for him that his club stays up. Nowt that I have any say in the matter, but you're always welcome round here, SAFC.

I agree, he will do well there. Everton have signed a good player.

9th

He'd be in mine. That was a bloody awful team he inherited at Villa. To turn it around for a top half finish is quality work. It's a shame they finished in the bottom half then. O'neill's massively overrated, compare his record with someone like Sven and it shows him up abit. He performed a miracle to keep us up - dropped into the job a few weeks before the season, with a s*** squad, with the takeover not gone through (and which didn't go through until after the window closed) so not much chance to get players in, forced to use out of contract players to boost numbers, forced to borrow Crystal Palace's third choice keeper because we didn't have a fit one at the club, and to finish 11th in a season where the club went through total change off the pitch. Incidentally, he did the above starting the season with an 11 match unbeaten run (the last team in any division to lose a game) and finishing it with a nine match unbeaten run, going through a bad patch in the middle of the season when lack of squad depth started to bite. If we'd have had a decent striker at the start of the season and a bit more squad depth, and won just a few of the many matches we drew which we should have won (West Ham away, Newcastle away, for example), he might well have got us into Europe. But no, apparently a bottom half of the table finish was a bad result, and shows he is a s*** manager doesnt it? Some people, I don't know .... Oh and incidentally, bottom half finishes ... hmmm, glass houses and whatnot! Honestly, some people around here forget how shit we were. 11th, 10th, whatever 4G, he did a job getting them there considering they were that close to relegation the season before. MON is quality and many wanted him for our club. I was gutted when he went to Villa and we ended up with Rodent.

I'm beyond caring about the little bag of s**** at this point tbh, at least if he suffers another massive injury in that England game we'll have 8 days to replace him. Shak, you're the man. You write and I'll agree with it.

He'd be in mine. That was a bloody awful team he inherited at Villa. To turn it around for a top half finish is quality work.

So nobody is upset that Owen will be playing in an England kit before a Newcastle one this season?

Don't he played for Leeds mate. Tight b******, why not? They need all the help they can get. Honestly. I saw somewhere that he made over £100m, 2nd only to Beckham. This included endorsements and the like.

How much did the FA cover in wages from the past year or so? Half?

He's good, but he's not in the elite, Brummie. On par with Big Sam, I'd say.

Here we go. Surprised it hasn't kicked off yet. There's still plenty of time...

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_2642844,00.html

"we fkn love you Geremi"

So he'll break Dawson's f****** leg with a f****** slide tackle. Piss off, "Judas Priest". It's been nice with you gone.

This is all too entertaining. Imagining the look on his face is priceless.

Converting one to RB, maybe?

Same thing thought isn't it? Just depends which one is winning the trophies at the time. Must live on the border between Goodison and Anfield. Depending which side of the bed he gets up on determines his allegiance.

"It is believed Everton are favourites to land Baines ahead of Newcastle because the player is a Toffees fan and would love the chance to play for his boyhood heroes." Is he? Thought he was a red, "through and through"...

How is this possible? People have a laugh at Woodgate, please, he doesn't even compare to Owen. Still holding out hope he can come good, I thought Luque was all but washed up. Come on baby jeebus, help us out.

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Seeing Harewood play in the friendly here in Toronto was shocking. No where near worth what they paid for him, sorry Brummie.

Edited it for you, David.

I've heard nowt, mate. I think they're trying to get it sorted in the States with a view to expand into Canada. The Score has the right's in Canada, but they can only handle one game. It's major f***** right now because of Setanta getting they're act together.

Feeling more comfortable yet? You win me, Cali-magz. http://poponthepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/borat.jpg (Yes, it's funny again)