Yorkie

You doubling down on the basis of today? He was good. Should've had an assist and put in a good shift off the ball.

You reckon Howe puts saying thank you to people above winning football matches?

There's not much to read into here. Shanked a couple of big chances but otherwise I thought his performance was fine. He also got clattered early on which I don't think he fully recovered from.

Aye, putting Schär, Botman and Burn against one powderpuff centre-forward gives your a decent chance of keeping a clean sheet, like. Loved it in that first half; felt very fluid going forward too.

Fuck that. We've not been this close to finishing second since 1997.

"The way we play has to fit the culture of the club... the supporters want to see fast attacking football... I want to give them what they want." Never leave, man.

Barnes was good until a succession of dire touches in the final third.

Burn: "it wasn't pretty but we got the job done so I don't really care." Fucking rights.

Stressful game. Poor in the second half but ultimately won because of a very effective starting set-up which empowered us to flex on and off the ball. Isolating Jackson and encouraging him into a terrible decision went too well because ultimately it ruined our gameplan. Absolutely no doubt we're two ahead much earlier against 11. Weird game but we deserved it.

Miley has done his bit since coming on. Just flattened that little twerp Caicedo n'all, good lad.

Burn the correct MotM. Been flawless.

Fuck off Chelsea you horrible fucking club

Get in you fucking legend. He's been good today.

FUCKING YESYESYES

YASSSSSSSS

Oh my fucking god Barnes

God we've been horribly wasteful today. Dislike this ominous feeling.

Awful effort Bruno man

What are these two fucking divs laughing at

Ergh we're playing so shit man

Oh fuck off ref

Krafth on, good shout

Ffs come on, man. Get and keep the ball.

Fucking woeful, Harvey

Second best atm. Missing Big Joe