Yorkie

What is this "that good" you keep talking about Its meaningless without a definition. That good as in not the quality that we need at left back. You're going to have to deal with the fact that we're not going to spend signficant money on a proven left-back, Baggio.

We should have had Distin wrapped up ages ago tbh. Fairly sure Roeder said before he left, that he wasn't interested.

Good job you edited. Only noticed that just before i clicked on 'Post'. I realised with my track record that you might take that the wrong way so I was quick to rectify it Yeah, i was deep in the process of ranting.

What is this "that good" you keep talking about Its meaningless without a definition. He, if he were to sign, and Rozehnal might turn out to be class for all we know.

Good job you edited. Only noticed that just before i clicked on 'Post'.

Blatantly a fall-back option. He could have simply exhausted his options at home who he thought were his immediate best bets (Bridge, Heinze, Silvestre, Shorey, Baines?) and had to move outside of the "experienced Premiership defender" bracket, which is exactly what he said he might have to do last week. He hasn't been able to get in his ideal targets and so has moved onto what he probably sees as the "next best thing" - isn't this a good way of working? Isn't that how we ended up with Martins? Whether this is because they've all turned us down or we can't afford them is anyone's guess. We went in for Martins when he handed a transfer request in at Inter, up until them I'd have said he would have been viewed as being out of our league. Allardyce has already said that he can get the quantity but not sure about the quality so I'm not going to holding my breath that this lad is up to much although I hope I'm wrong, as I've said if this lad was good value at £1 million he would have brought him in as a squad player weeks ago. Not necassarily. Blatantly obvious that Sam has had higher targets and this guy was just an 'if it all goes pants' option. It's all gone pants, so he's looking toward him now. Which suggests he isn't that good, whichever way you want to dress it up I suppose. It suggests he isn't as good as Sam's first priorities.

Blatantly a fall-back option. He could have simply exhausted his options at home who he thought were his immediate best bets (Bridge, Heinze, Silvestre, Shorey, Baines?) and had to move outside of the "experienced Premiership defender" bracket, which is exactly what he said he might have to do last week. He hasn't been able to get in his ideal targets and so has moved onto what he probably sees as the "next best thing" - isn't this a good way of working? Isn't that how we ended up with Martins? Whether this is because they've all turned us down or we can't afford them is anyone's guess. We went in for Martins when he handed a transfer request in at Inter, up until them I'd have said he would have been viewed as being out of our league. Allardyce has already said that he can get the quantity but not sure about the quality so I'm not going to holding my breath that this lad is up to much although I hope I'm wrong, as I've said if this lad was good value at £1 million he would have brought him in as a squad player weeks ago. Not necassarily. Blatantly obvious that Sam has had higher targets and this guy was just an 'if it all goes pants' option. It's all gone pants, so he's looking toward him now.

Well not many decent midfielders go for less than £6m these days. Well not many clubs with the initials N and U can afford to spend more than £6m for a midfielder these days. Dyer is being sold for £6m I think that recoups majority of the Elano fee should we decide to go in for him. When it comes to affording players, I think Ashley will invest a fair share into transfer fees aswell. Any money we get from Dyer will probably go back into the defence. This is like watching two retards play swingball. Your the 3rd then? There's no 3rd in two mate. Keep swinging. Now there is and it's you. Hit him where it hurts eh Deep.

Not good enough yet. If we were ever gonna buy Barnes, the time would be now - before he looks like a decent Premiership prospect next year and goes to Spurs or Man U for £12m.

Blatantly a fall-back option.

I've never been one to be on the Carr-is-a-useless-twat brigade. He's just never been anything more than 'alright'. Unfortunately, he's just too slow. Well, i didn't see the game yesterday, so i'm only really going off the end of last season and the Celtic game. He might have improved a tad, but he's still too slow and he's still nowt more than just OK.

Obviously, i'm desperate for us to sort the wing-back situation out. Something we haven't done properly, like ever. Warren Barton's the only wing-back we've ever paid money for. But it's inevitable that we'll be going to the continent for cheapos. Doesn't sound too bad, in all honesty. Youngster with promise, already in his respective international set-up, Big Sam's obviously watched him and showed an interest while at Bolton - and from what we can gather so far from Rozehnal - the guy might be a promising prospect.

No, you play in the same colours as us, bitch.

Meh, i've got that game on video.

Rob Lee played that pass.

You seem to know quite a bit about Trezeguet, what's his favourite colour? Blue. No, yellooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaarrrghhh!!!!!

Can't see Trezeguet ever fitting into the English style game, he's far too slow lethargic. Plus, he's not a whippersnapper anymore so by the time he's grasped the game here, he'd be on the backburner career-wise. Plus he's a money-grabbing tosser and like i say, Ameobi would actually be in it for the cause. Plus, he'd still be third/fourth choice and wouldn't be worth the hassle!

Why?

ZOMG trezagay is well class lyk scored dat goal in world cup 2000!!2!139!!!7//1

Pure shite, I'd honestly rather have Ameobi. He was shocking and very lazy. Easy day for Ramage says it all. Gold. I'd rather have Ameobi tbh. Both will get you ten goals max, but only one of them will be commited to the task. The other will ask for a bazillion gazumbas a week n'all.

Who's Lost Magpie?

HTT, seriously, get it into your head that Sam has no idea who you are, and is not on the look-out for you, with the ravid intentions of starting the most farcically romantic love affair of your lives. It's not going to happen.

Eesh.