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Aye. Arnie actually has though. Can remember reading something; sure it was on here at some point. Spent a bit in Byker or something.

Arnie's been to St James' plenty of times.

Modern mobile phones have cameras in them, doesn't yours? AND uploaded it onto the computer! And no.

Can't believe you took the time to actually go and get the camera, and take a photograph of your tele Dave man.

Stop having a go at Skirge you bastards.

Kasabian - Club Foot ? Probably the one, aye. Or Oasis - Acquiesce.

Can understand why he'd be pissed off today tbh. No need being a mardy-arse about it, though. EDIT: If he actually was...

Sidwell no. 9 ffs.

What DID Smith say, then?

3? 2 vs Juve, 1 vs Sampdoria i'm guessing. Took me a minute aswell.

Aye. It's been great at home this pre-season. Lots of people, three wins (crossing fingers), 7 goals scored and 1 conceded. Not bad!

I take it you're not watching the match then? Nah i'm not - i was just pointing out the irony what with Smith being named MOTM. The whole post infact was largely based around the concept of sarcasm really.

Really? Good news!

Smith has a blinder, Ameobi has a mare. Poor Shola. From first choice to fifth choice within 12 months.

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4812/21spikejeremyron0tc9.jpg Never seen that guy before in me life! Nowt to do with my age, though.

Is it Geremi that we're referring to as 'Ron'? What's that all about?

Bolton will be the big test. They're hardly masters of the attack - Villa would be a bigger test. ... I know what you're saying, but why do you constantly have to talk in fact?

Have actually thought that in all honesty... Not watching the game btw. Just in general. I've thought he's looked a bit 'heavier'.

Who's come on for Milner then? Please God, don't say Pattison.

Makes you wonder how many times Allardyce/Martins have to say it.

Hoping Luque gets some good playing time if we're playing 4-3-3. Made his name on the left of the front three at Deportivo, ja?

On a separate note - about the diving - saw someone mention Sporting Lisbon as the worst divers we've had over here. Certainly a good shout - but i can remember nothing like those Deportivo wankers in the Intertoto a couple years back. Definitely, for me, the most pitiful display of play-acting (for the entire match) that i've seen at St James'.

RAMPAGE!!!

Random. @ Jonny