Yorkie

Onuachu resembling Shola's one unreal game in 20.

The Uruguay is strong in Nunez.

Transferred Diaz in n'all. Also benched. I'm so fucking shit at this game.

Both goals were absolutely erotic but yeah that first only lacks Barry Davies exploding in delight.

I get the arguments for every other position but I'd be more than happy to see us spend big on another striker like that. We need to replace Wilson anyway.

Fucking hell that first goal from Cunha. Begkamp-esque. Second one gorgeous n'all. Can we have him please.

Another great week. Lucas Digne transferred in was a particularly good shout.

That is an incredible result tbf to awful Ange and his set of absolute bastards.

City getting hammered. By Spurs

The wind randomizer might improve his percentages tbh.

Do you reckon we've ever had any concrete offers? The was some noise about Chelsea () this time last year but I honestly find it so doubtful that anyone would offer meaningful cash for him. There might have been interest in the summer post-22/23 but he'd gone most of that season without injury and was our top scorer. I think it would be harsh to throw any dirt at us for deciding to keep him at that point.

Find that almost as hard to believe as the idea that we could sell him in January.

... yes.

Deeney is a new low for mainstream punditry, like. Aghast at why that idiot is given air time on TalkSport let alone Match of the Day.

By what metrics?

I got the full 97-99 kit for Christmas. Shorts were shiny and like a two-tone stripe iirc. It was an epic kit tbf, not among the very best, but still special.

The perfect shirt has stripes on the back.

A plague on both your houses.

I'm just a fucking diva when it comes to kits.

I think this is a bit of a myth. It's just a nice coincidence that the two best kits of the modern era were worn by the best teams. I don't think there's huge fondness for the 01-03 NTL kit, or the Castore one from Howe's 4th place finish? And no one's gushing over those honking Puma efforts if the teams had been brilliant. As for where we go next, I'm gagging for something fresh now. I'm so, so over throwback culture. Fine, Adidas are back, and they were always gonna do the thing. Fair dos, the away kit is a cracker but the third and particularly the home are absolutely woeful recreations. Can we just move on now?

How/why?

Holy moly.

S: the daddies A: really like B: decent to inoffensive C: crap D: abominable

Last season's is the best kit we've had post-Adidas imo. 1. 23/24 2. 17/18 3. 22/23 4. 18/19 5. 11/12 Worst: 1. 13/14 2. 15/16 3. 14/15 4. 21/22 5. 19/20