Parky

Puntcunt in charge marra.

Stones wide asleep.

Lukaks always looks a little heavy to me.

Mou said at the time that Lukaku lacked the spirit to stay and fight for his place.

WooooooOOOOOoooooo!

Looks like a broken man.

No goals yet. Chelsea are playing at 70% it's obvious to everyone.

Plus he's always fukin smiling.

First proper test today.

We've had a simmering control over the game and any other day would have been one up.

Hair wind v Beard wind - to the wind tunnel chaps!

I mean if you can't outrun a man with a huge wind catching beard....

Went in too hard and the keeper came out too slowly which influenced Collo's panic. I was dreading Defoe coming.

It begins.

Think we've reached the point where there is more nails than coffin.

Too skinny.

How to completely bungle PL club ownership.

Klopp's appointment is an existential threat to this thread.

Wir müssen das Tier bringen aus dem dunklen Wald... muss der Ritter fallen.

I wonder how this one can go wrong?

He's been lucky to chance upon a side with a lot of pace and power up front with players who actually like playing for their team (which is half the battle). The players have strong identities as well so there aren't any tactical grey areas for him to over ponder and fuck up. The first test will be a bad run and that will happen around Xmas.

Yeah this is what will be interesting to watch...He might make a few jokes - he can be flippant and although all that is appreciated in Germany with its boring ubermensch it might open up a few delicate veins here.

Midds.

I don't do the scoring the mods do it. I've probably added a couple of goals in 5 years. Anyway this thread is just a piss take and has always been a light hearted distraction from serious football posting by geeks.