Parky

First proper test today.

We've had a simmering control over the game and any other day would have been one up.

Hair wind v Beard wind - to the wind tunnel chaps!

I mean if you can't outrun a man with a huge wind catching beard....

Went in too hard and the keeper came out too slowly which influenced Collo's panic. I was dreading Defoe coming.

It begins.

Think we've reached the point where there is more nails than coffin.

Too skinny.

How to completely bungle PL club ownership.

Klopp's appointment is an existential threat to this thread.

Wir müssen das Tier bringen aus dem dunklen Wald... muss der Ritter fallen.

I wonder how this one can go wrong?

He's been lucky to chance upon a side with a lot of pace and power up front with players who actually like playing for their team (which is half the battle). The players have strong identities as well so there aren't any tactical grey areas for him to over ponder and fuck up. The first test will be a bad run and that will happen around Xmas.

Yeah this is what will be interesting to watch...He might make a few jokes - he can be flippant and although all that is appreciated in Germany with its boring ubermensch it might open up a few delicate veins here.

Midds.

I don't do the scoring the mods do it. I've probably added a couple of goals in 5 years. Anyway this thread is just a piss take and has always been a light hearted distraction from serious football posting by geeks.

Shit just got real.

Hasn't got the personnel to do the high pressing game. The likes of Sturridge, Coutinho and Lallana are as lazy as they come.

The clubs becoming an Aleppo colony...

Abeid probably asked for more than 2k a week.

The purchases were pretty cynical - young players with potential.

I absolutely love Klopp but once you join Liverpool you go over to the other side. He isn't quite as good as he used to be and this will be a big test cause he'll be dealing with a pack of delusional savages from day one.

Klopp Kop Plop.

Klopp flew out yesterday according to rumours in Germany.

Most knowledgeable fans in the game marra.