Parky

Me too, even though I still rate him and think he could be a good player one day. Swap for Ashton plus some cash? We need a mobile front man, we already have plenty of plodders in the side IMO. Not Ashton Coach ffs!!

Year 6: Safe to give Zoggy a game on the left.

When he first arrived all the quotes were '3 years' - then two or three weeks in it became 5 years. His ace in the hole is 10 years. mackems.gif

I'm in awe of this trick though I must say...It's like you've been in a job for 6 months and your boss says.."Right lets see what you can do Parky".. And I say casually like I posses the greatest secret known to man..."No..no, I have a five year plan".

3 defensive midfielders? Why exactly? 1st post syndrome. You spend 4 years lurking, then you sign up and when you finally get to post any old shit comes flying out. Welcome to the forums though mate! mackems.gif

We'd gradually improve as Butt and Geremi eventually retire, Allardyce realises Milner is right footed and when Barton completes his prison sentence. We'll be alright once Ben Tozer and the other 'kids' grow up.

Dead players will be on the bench. Makes a change from them being in the starting XI. That's why he's buying that big freezing thing to keep the corpses fresh for matchday.

Dead players will be on the bench.

Cause that's what SA reckons it is going to take.

Suprised Ashers didn't go for a meal with 300 supporters in tow.

Shit yourself again? At the prospect of reading your wisdom again mate. When did you learn to read?

Shit yourself again?

...and he crushed Morts skull with his huge hands and squashed it all over the table like a grapefruit.

You can't put in what god has left out. Thread closed.

Last 10 min...Gerrard will move up in anticipation of diving oppurtunities.

I'm sick of hearing this. If a manager can't learn from the obvious after seven months then he's either slower then forest gump on a bad day or he just doesn't want to learn. Do you seriously think it should take him seven months to realise that playing to your oppositions strengths and against your own is a a terrible idea? Its basic stuff, it shouldn't take one month to learn never mind seven months, or god forbid three years. P.S. I have no loyalty to Sam Allardyce until he earns my loyalty, I'm loyal to the club, not the manager. He's given himself 5 years who are we to argue?

Micah 'cocky' Richards falls for Gerrards fall over the ball freekick in a good position trick.

Anyone would think Bolton won the European cup.

Get rid. Too skillful.

The two moodiest cunts are Given and Owen.

Aye, I'm sure he'd accept that. It's that simple. Next step would be to buy a team of world class players. They wouldn't come, northern town, too cold, yada yada..

If we had 2 or 3 flair players added to a team of 7 grafters that would do me. Flair players are pencilled in for 2011.

...they've been praising Carragher for about half an hour now..

I'd have Bentley on the right for England rather than SWP.

It's as much the poor squad as it is the various variations on the system.