Parky

Debby and Cabby are very wasteful and selfish in key areas...

This is very winnable. I'd be seriously trying to get Hatem on for Goofy and go for it...

How shit is Moyes?

Nobody survives contact with Pardew.

He said we would have been better prepared if we'd had some euro games like what Swansea have had this season.

Normal service resumed.

Brings a tear to the eye. God love that man.

It's like when Bono used to go on about Nelson Mandela all the time.

He is evil.

It's a 'by association' trick. Politicians do it all the time cause the general public as seen here are a bit thick to grasp it...

Typical Pardew, always looking for an angle.

Big win for eagles. Couple of players in Jan and they could make a fight of it.

This is one we really need to keep.

He talks cockney they talk French what else could it be...?

Probably just the players making it up as they go along....Can't be Pardew.

2-2

Doing alright for a complete idiot.

This is the Jan window drum banging...

Sturridge with his pace kept defences honest...Will be a big miss now opp back 4's can push up and crowd. Saw that against Hull the breaking forwards just running into a mountain of bodies.

It's no more mysterious than Fifa nation rankings.

Who? Brady.

This is a very embarrassing defeat no other way to look at it. Hull are a Championship side with one good player.

The stats are an interesting adjunct to fuel debate. They only tell a partial story and are in no way debate clinchers.

Over organised, defensive, ginger hamster. Two defeats from the sack.