Parky

Pardew talks so much shit. "A club of our size"...

3-2 Bafra hat trick. Wenger trapped in coat.

Death Tan. Black Sun.

I'm on -2 but I'm beating some guy om -3.

Tan is magnificent. This guy is pure entertainment. He should run the world.

Tan shooting off to give the team talk.

I didn't avert my eyes quick enough "Home field"...Gawd.

I just look at him and start laughing.

I love this bloke.

The only thing that will make this funnier is if Bale is his captain. His current 1pt might be enough.

Gonna get beaten in the cup by a bloke who hasn't touched his team since week 1 by the look of things..

They will all be rested.

Gonna hand over me team to Tan.

-2 Silva booked.

"Not very" usually. If Palace had scored they would have won this game.

How shit and negative are City btw?

-1 Need to get to 0.

It gets worse my © and (v) are Negredo and Yaya and my subs bench are all inj. Could be looking at - score here. Come on Palace!!!! Teach them a lesson.

-8 And half my team rested. Sweet.

They fear him.

How can people not love the Tan? Turns up trousers over his head with a comedy mustache and changes the club colours.

Looks gay.

The one in the cap looks like he's poisoned everyones drinks.

They should make him the Lord of all Wales and give him an army and stuff...

Tan is cool. I love the Tan.