ScottishMagpie

Where the fuck did that come from?! We was robbed!!!!! Fuck sake pardew.... start doing your fucking job!

Scary thing is we're not playing in 1st/2nd gear. Genuinely don't think we're trying to defend the 1-0.

This isn't football!! I regularly get to see matches in the Scottish First division and there I see teams play 'better' football than we are currently. Supposedly the best league in the world and we're treating the ball like it's a timebomb.

Surprised they've not been told to aim for Williamson on the bench!

After all the great service and opportunities he was getting Cisse's confidence must be sky high... bet he can't wait for Sunday!

FFS!!!! Stop standing and watching the player with the ball!

You can almost hear Pards post match interview 'HBA big player....losing him hurt us... thought we played well......restricted their chances....doing just enough to get through....saving ourselves for sunday..... (not making up excuses for sunday) but southampton have had more time to prepare than us..." If so I would be expecting Barca like performance on Sunday then!

Take as long as you want...we'll wake you if something interesting happens.

Can we stop the game for 5mins for Ba to do his warm up?

Might be tad knee-jerky but I'd agree!

s***, 3 men sent off and Pard's getting off with Dekka's wife in the dugout Really? Heard she's quite the milf!

Well done lad! Watching it on Sky Go....fucking delay! Wondered what you were on about!

We're just playing like this so Pards can say 'we were the better team until they scored'!...

Unlucky Santon!

Have faith! Tonights the night we "kickstart our season!".....

I'll echo what others have said and say what a bunch of kunts everyone associated with that 'club' is. If the powers that be are serious about addressing the issue then false claims should be dealt as equally strong as proven claims. Like the idea of recording the headset conversations tho would like to see them go the whole hog and have the same set up as rugby and be able to hear whats being said.

I've got no real problem with Pards giving the media soundbites and doing the politician type bullshit just as long (and this is the important bit!) he knows in his head that there's issues that need resolving and he and his coaching team are working on them. What is really really pissing me off is that this isn't a sudden dip in form, it's basically been since the start of the season, and so far he hasn't shown me just a fucking glimpse of trying to find an answer to our problems. I can't recall a substition where I've watched and thought 'yeah Pards, I can see what you're trying to do there'. Head in the sand stuff! Last season it was all the fans were the '11th man' and they 'know their football up here' but as when we hit a slump and our opinions turn slightly critical we 'dont know what we're talking about' etc.

I don't see how anyone can't see that the fault lies with Pardew. He's making excuses about not having his best players but regardless of who is in our starting 11 or who we're playing the performances and more tellingly the style of our play is exactly the same. It doesn't matter if we have a midfield 3 or 4 or it's Tiote/Cabaye or Anita/Perch etc. The end result (i.e. the way we play) is still the same. I don't believe we have that many crap players, as someone earlier mentioned that WBA, Swansea etc. play better football with 'worse' players than those at our disposal. Point I was originally trying to make was that every match so far, no matter who's playing, follows the same pattern, albeit with minor variations. i.e.: make s**** start make mind puzzling tactical change go 1-0 down hoofball time limp in to half time Start 2nd half with no visible improvement (wonder what gets said at half times?) more hoofball lose 2nd goal bring shola on write some meaningless s**** in the little black pad he carries game over make excuse for not having x,y,z in the squad which 'really hurt us' today Hope I'm wrong but I think his tactical numpty-ness is starting to show big time.

Saylor saying pards was praising them for their effort and saying to them they were unlucky! Fuck me! What a load of bollocks!! If that was me I'd have had a trolley full of tea cups and have each of them stand against the wall and show them my baseball pitch!

Listening to his post match vomit on Radio Newcastle. Fucking raging at the twat!

I know we've had injuries and suspensions but wish he would just pick the same 11 and stop all this rotation bollocks.

It was a lovely day today, should have been outside. It's never a lovely day in Glasgow!

Please please tell me that Pardiola is a casino buddy of Mike's and owes him big.

Sat and watched 'The Devil Inside' last night...absolutely shite film....what I saw this afternoon was a helluva lot scarier!

Somebody email the fucker a link to this forum and he'll soon get the drift.